!!!!!!If and wen it asks yer if yer want ter dahnOld Kent Road sumfink from comet cursors, DO IT, uvverwise yer won't cop the cursor surprise! Struth!Sorry about the pop-up ad windows, angelfire decided eveyone has ter have them now. :(
This page is pretty much just stuff I've nicked from uvver sites. If yer can fink of or 'ave anyfink ter help it, sign the guestbook or email me. This is Red. Sign it any road, I'm lonely. Right.
Lastly, here's where yer can cop some 'elpful programs. There's winzip, for zip Nobby Stiles, and getright, so yer can pause and resume dahnOld Kent Roads. Cop ffese if yer want, it don't right matter ter me.
Winzip Getright
Secondly, right, a wee bit of a warnin'. Well, not so much of a warnin' as sumfink I'm bloody well tellin' yer before yer go any furffer. Okay, then, squire? Okay. Cor blimey guv! I've put way too much crap on 'ere, so it may take a minute or 57 ter Old Kent Road all the pictures. At least it does wiv me pos, steam-powered modem, right, so just be patient right! Right! That's all.
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eek! Honest guv!! Struth! oh it's just me
Wevver Forecast for Tomorrow: Dark, right, followed by scattered light in the early mornin', clearin' up ter full light by noon. Anuvver dark front should 'it in the evenin', right, wiv toal darkness settin' in tonight and persistin' frough until the next day. There might be a moon up. 'igh probability of stars. There will probably be some wind and clouds, too. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Yer never know.
Scary pictures
Tony: I were in Italy wiv a china and this lass comes up and frows me mate a baby. Then wen 'e caught it, her uvver kids ran up and took 'is wallet right out of 'is pocket. So let that be a lesson ter yer. If yor ever in Italy and some bloke tosses yer a baby, just swat it. Swat it ter the ground and say: "I DON'T THINK SO! Struth!"
Dr. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Katz: Good for yer, Tony.
Tony: I'm bloody well just tryin' ter take a bite out of crime...
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We used ter go on vacations evry year. Five blokes packed in a car, windows rolled up, pretendin' we 'ad air conditionin'. Me favver would say:
"Would ya 'ave a look at that, mate? How could blokes be so inconsiderate, isit?Frowin' oray perfectly right good lorn furniture."
"Daddy, right, I don't fink they're frowin' it out. Their drinks are still on the table!"
"They're frowin' it out! Right! Cop out of the car and cop it! Blimey! And cop that barbecue set wile yor at it."
Later on I got burned:
"AHHH! Oi!"
"Put on the oven mitts before yer grab that fin'! Struth! Dump out them 'ot coals! Honest guv! Gimme that 'ot dog! Honest guv! GET WITH IT!"
I found the glitch in the chuffin' form that wouldn't let yer send it. It seems that some bloke accidentally erased the bloomin' send button. It certainly weren't me, I would never do anyfink that stewpid. Yer probably fought it were a prank, or that I were stewpid, but it's not and neever am I.
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