MAN WITH NO EARS
There was this man who was in a horrible
accident, and was injured. But the only
permanent damage
he suffered was the amputation of
both of his ears. As a result of this
"unusual" handicap, he was
very self-conscious about his having
no ears.
Because of the accident, he received
a large sum of money from the insurance
company. It was
always his dream to own his own
business, so he decided with all this
money he had, he now had the
means to own a business. So he went
out and purchased a small, but expanding
computer firm. But
he realized that he had no business
knowledge at all, so he decided that he
would have to hire
someone to run the business. He
picked out three top candidates, and
interviewed each of them. The
first interview went really well. He
really liked this guy. His last question
for this first candidate was, "Do
you notice anything unusual about
me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention
it, you have no ears."
The man got really upset and threw
the guy out.
The second interview went even
better than the first. This candidate
was much better than the first.
Again, to conclude the interview,
the man asked the same question again,
"Do you notice anything
unusual about me?" This guy also
noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The
man was really upset
again, and threw this second
candidate out.
Then he had the third interview..
The third candidate was even better
than the second, the best out
of all of them. Almost certain that
he wanted to hire this guy, the man
once again asked, "Do you
notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy replied "Yeah, you're wearing
contact lenses."
Surprised, the man then asked,
"Wow! That's quite perceptive of you!
How could you tell?"
The guy burst out laughing and said,
"Well, You can't wear glasses if you
don't have any fuckin'
ears!"