GOOD DEED
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to
be admitted, while St. Pete is leafin'
through this Big Book to
see if the guy is worthy of
entering. Saint Peter goes through the
books several times, furrows his
brow, and says to the guy, "You
know, I can't see that you did anything
really good in your life but,
you never did anything bad either.
Tell you what, if you can tell me of one
REALLY good deed that
you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and
says, "Yeah, there was this one time
when I was drivin' down the
highway and I saw a giant group of
KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this
poor girl. I slowed down
my car to see what was going on, and
sure enough, there they were, about 50
of 'em torturing this
chick. Infuriated, I get out my car,
grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and
walked straight up to the
leader of the gang, a huge guy with
a studded leather jacket and a chain
running from his nose to his
ear. As I walked up to the leader,
the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed a
circle around me.
So, I rip the leader's chain off his
face and smash him over the head with
the tire iron. Then I turn
around and yell to the rest of them,
'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone!
You're all a bunch of sick,
deranged animals! Go home before I
teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says "Really?
When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."