The Dumbest Set of Mails We've Ever Gotten

These following e-mails will shock and amaze you. I have no idea what they mean and I'm not sure I really want to. But they are so confusing I can't write her back. I want to know why *NSYNC's so lucky as to have such way cool fans.

This first e-mail I think is good. I'm not sure..I could not figure it out to save my life.

HELLO???????????? YOU SAYING NSYNC GOT IT GOIN ON BUT YA'LL DONT. NOW I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE CUSSING OUT PEOPLE OR ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO TALK BAD TO PEOPLE IF THEY BE PLAYER HATIN ON NSYNC. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BE TRUE NSYNC FANS THAT YOU SOULD BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THEM BECAUSE SOME NSYNC FANS DONT PLAY (EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST JOKIN) SO OTHER THAN ALL THAT STUFF I HAD SEEN THAT WASN'T EVEN RIGHT I LIKED YOUR WEBSITE STILL.SO PLEASE DONT EMAIL ME BACK WITH A LOT OF BULL AND STUFF I AM JUST WARNING YOU THAT NSYNC FANS DONT PLAY WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE MEN THEY LOVE TO DEATH! BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE BEEN TO YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! OH I AM GOING TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE SO MUCH OF A FRIEND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU GO GIRLS

I'm not even going to try to go line by line and figure it out. But I'm trying to figure something out. I don't know how we are "player hating" or even what that means, but I don't think we do it. How nice of her to warn us that some people might not care much for our page. I for one, would NEVER had figured it out on my own. NEVER. So does she like the page or not? Seems like she wants to be our friend..hmm.. Maybe the second letter will help us understand..

YOU THOUGHT THAT I HATED JUSTIN DIDNT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WELL I EMAILED YOU EARLIER AND TOLD YOU THAT I LIKED YOUR WEBSITE(THAT WAS BEFORE I SAW THIS STUFF U SAID ABOUT JUSTIN) OH PLEASE. NOW I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OPNIONS BUT PLEASE YOU JUST WENT TO FAR YOU LITTLE PLAYER HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST JELOUSS!!!!!!! MAN YOU NEED TO BE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO NEED TO BE IN THAT CRAZY HOME IN THE ''I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ MAN YOU GOT PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!! WOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN NO ONE AS SICK AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay..so I don't think she likes the page much. Woah..we've never heard that we "go too far with the Justin humor" before. I think it's funny how she compares us with the girls in the IDMC video, because that just doesn't make any sense. Wow..she's got a nice grasp of the English Language too. "I have never seen no one as sick as you"

CARSON 'S LAST NAME IS SPELLED DAILY NOT DALY! I THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU KNOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE FIND OUT AND THINK YOU WERE STUPID TOO!

No, sorry. It's spelled Daly. We've been watching MTV since you were in Elementary school, and It's Daly. Just because something SOUNDS one way, doesn't mean that it is SPELLED that way. I thought we had already gone over this in the hatemail section, but Okay. Sure.

WELL I AM NOT HAVING JUSTIN'S BABY I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT ALL THEM GIRLS WHO SAY THEY ARE,ARE REALLY SICK. B/C JUSTIN DOESNT EVEN KNOW YOU ARE ALIVE.HE DOESN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT YOU. MAYBE YOU GIRLS SAY IT'S JUST FOR FUN FOR SAYING THAT BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT JUSTIN IS ONLY GOING TO MARRY ONLY ONE GIRL AND THATS WHO HE IS GOING TO HAVE A BABY WITH. SO PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT HAVING JUSTIN'S BABY

We aren't having Justin's baby. We didn't ever say that we were. We don't like Justin at this page. But thanks for informing us about Justin's family plans. Did you see that girls? Only ONE GIRL he can have a baby with. Sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. After all, this girl says so.

I just don't understand why we get mails like this. I would think that if you are young enough to not be able to write an e-mail that makes sense and is gramatically correct, or at least has twenty percent of the sentences complete, you shouldn't be able to HAVE e-mail. But whatever. Just a note to the stupid people who think they are hurting our feelings with mail like this: It doesn't. Not in the slightest. In fact, it gives us a good laugh, and sometimes our friends too. For instance, I forwarded this e-mail to several of my friends the second i got it. It's nothing but a joke to us, so don't waste your time. Have a nice day!

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