Maxine's Bio

Here's the brief scoop on Maxine. She is a resident of West Virginia, retired from the federal government as a Deportation Officer. She speaks several languages (some recognized in academia....some not), she can write frontwards.....backwards.....sideways....upside down...well you get the picture. A frequent caller to the John Boy & Billy Big Show, she also plays the piano, accordian, organ, guitar and sometimes even the lottery! This octagenarian is known to frequent the "old folks" home and entertain the residents with her charm and humor. Speaking of humor, the photo at right is of Maxine and "Rick", made at the 1998 "Breakfast Of Champions". Maxine said after the pic was made, "Another 45 degrees to the right and you'd have gotten some tongue Big Boy". I just wish I had it to do over! To find a brief tutorial on the "Alfalfa Language" and see more photos "Clilfick Helfere".

Maxine & Rick