- "Justin...did you lay down the funk in the bathroom again?"
- "JC....Peaches called."
- "What the hell? Why is one of Chris's dreads in the cereal?"
- "Joey...did you have a girl in my bunk last night?"
- "Lance, STOP leaving your MaryKay shit all over the bathroom!"
- "Justin, your jhericurl activator leaked all over the counter."
- "JC...where's your toothbrush?"
- "Chris...stop crying. There's lots of 27 year old virgins."
- "Lance, stop calling co-editor Jenny! She didn't mean what she said about Toby."
- "Joey, You are NOT Superman...which means you can't fly...so STOP jumping off the top bunk...your waking up JC."
- "Lance, did you take my Tupac CD?"
- "Hey Justin, wanta come watch old MMC episodes?"
- "Joey- Did you use my cell phone to make 900 number calls again?"
- "Chris, get off the playstation! It's 5:30...you know that's when I watch "Boy Meets World."
- "JC, why are you crying?...I told you not to hide Justin's AppleJacks, I thought you knew how he'd flip out."