Things you will probably overhear *NSync members saying if you got to be a fly on the wall of *NSync's Tour Bus.
- "Hey Lance, can I get into the bathroom?

- "Justin...did you lay down the funk in the bathroom again?"

- "JC....Peaches called."

- "What the hell? Why is one of Chris's dreads in the cereal?"

- "Joey...did you have a girl in my bunk last night?"

- "Lance, STOP leaving your MaryKay shit all over the bathroom!"

- "Justin, your jhericurl activator leaked all over the counter."

- "JC...where's your toothbrush?"

- "Chris...stop crying. There's lots of 27 year old virgins."

- "Lance, stop calling co-editor Jenny! She didn't mean what she said about Toby."

- "Joey, You are NOT Superman...which means you can't fly...so STOP jumping off the top bunk...your waking up JC."

- "Lance, did you take my Tupac CD?"

- "Hey Justin, wanta come watch old MMC episodes?"

- "Joey- Did you use my cell phone to make 900 number calls again?"

- "Chris, get off the playstation! It's 5:30...you know that's when I watch "Boy Meets World."

- "JC, why are you crying?...I told you not to hide Justin's AppleJacks, I thought you knew how he'd flip out."