Spawn: The Eternal

Who's idea was this piece of crap?

Ash's Comments

To be honest, I don't know why everyone thinks this game is THAT bad....wait, yes I do. To start off I had high hopes for this game. The pics looked cool and the overall game seemed like it was going to be good. When I first played this one I didn't think it to be half shab, but that's because I hadn't fought any enemies yet. The lands were a decent size, the graphics were decent...actually they sucked. So did Spawn's control. All he could do was jump and run and roll. Anyway, when I got to an enemy...I was sorry I had bought this game! It went into some crappy 2-D like mode. I tried to do a variety of combos, until I realized Spawn only had about 2 combos ( both the same mind you ). In other words all I could do was this stupid 2 hit punch combo. But I could also rip people's arms off, which was actually pretty cool. I died a lot though, because the enemies were so ungraphical I couldn't tell wether that block in the background was an enemy or a piece of terrain. Actually it wasn't that bad, but it was pretty bad. I think in this game it would have been better if the enemies were all free-roaming. I also wished that I could use my cape as a common item. Instead, it only came out during fight sequences, and what a shame it was. It had two moves, and they were CRAP. The game was long though, lasting about 10 hours. But you think I want to play crap for 10 hours?? I did fiish the game though, and the ending was again...crap. It's wicked short! I didn't even know that it was the ending it was so short. I thought it was just another cinematic...oh yeah the game dosn't have any cinematics. In conclusion this game SUCKS. Don't waste your money.

Ash's Rating: 3.5