Jesse the Fierce
Jesse the Seductive (at the beach)
Some people say Jesse is just emulating his old Uncle Sam's proverbial switching of teams
The Gang's all here!
Work it Jesse!
Jesus can get down too!
They kicked Jesus out when the megalomania kicked in and they decided to replace
him with someone the general population could really identify with.
...And then Jesus ascended into heaven to sit at the right hand of the father in all the trendiest new fashions.
Helms gettin' high
(It's a little known fact that Jesse Helms only has one finger on his left hand. Check out the picture to prove it!)
