Jawbreaker

(An Ode to Me)

She says that she's never satisfied

Never sexually gratified

But she won't ever be so snide

When DBR's dicks slip up inside

 

'Cause its a Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker

Twelve inches long

Death-dealing, havoc-wreaking

Swollen, thick dong

 

I found a over-sexed belle from the south

With a real tight ass, and real wide mouth

She deep-throated me, like no-one else could

Until I squirted down her throat real good

 

I've got a Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker

I tell'ya it's a killer

When she spreads her legs open wide

Bet your ass I'm gonna fill her

 

I used to have trouble finding a piece of ass

My cock was so big I couldn't find a lass

Who could take me whole, It's a fucking flag-pole

I'd spurt my come on a farm

 

My cock's a Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker

Two feet long, of course

A Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker

Better suited to a horse

 

When a girl dates me, she will find out

How long I am, and what sex is really about

It reminds them of an elephant's snout

When it gets hard, I pass out

 

I've got a Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker

Ya know I'm really hung

When a bitch swallows me

She chokes on my come