Hymn of the Percosolation Republic

 

Her thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

I am sampling through the virgins with my perilous pork-sword

I am lowering the zipper where my grapes of wrath are stored

My dick is fucking on

 

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

My dick is fucking on

 

I have seen me in the bedrooms of a hundred lusty tramps

They are glorified in my presence by always being damp

If they are not pretty I will tell them to go and douse that lamp

My balls are tingling on.

 

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

Glory, glory ball-eluiah

My dick is fucking on

 

I have read a fiery penthouse, turning pages with one hand

"I met two girls at a bar and had a one night stand;

the girls indulged themselves, yet paid attention to my glands."

My nuts are nutting on.