Stupid Limericks #1

 

 

Lisa had a chicken

Lisa had a duck

She took them both to bed

And taught them how to fuck

 

Karen saw a dappled penis

Dangling 'neath her horse

She placed him right between her thighs

And let nature take its course

 

Debbie had a Doberman

Who'd mount her every night

She liked it 'cause he was so big

And he because she's tight

 

Lori bought a cucumber

To have it with her meal

Instead she slipped it into her snatch

And made delightful squeals

 

Cathy crawled beneath a horse

And just would be her luck

That her mouth overflowed with come

Right after she began to suck

 

Dorothy loves her donkey

With his dark gray shining shaft

Embedded within her drooling cunt

Then pulsates with his Genuine Draft