1.        Do your pubic hairs turn gray when you get old?  Or do you get male-patterned bahldness?

    2.        If your girlfriend is sucking your dick, and your balls are on her chin, does that make them "chin-nuts?"  'Cause if they were a-slapping against the wall that'd make them "Wall-nuts," right?

    3.        What is the space between a woman's vagina and anus called?  Indecision?

    4.        Are the little bumps around a woman's nipple truly Braille for "Suck Here?"

    5.        Why do women protest anal sex?  The cum just stains a different spot on their panties.