+ / -

Drinking Beer

    +  Tastes good, makes you feel good

    -  You hurt afterwards.  Wake up with ugly women

Bestiality

    +  She doesn't say much;  it's free;  you don't have to take her home;  she doesn't call you;  don't have to buy her shit at holidays;  dinner of oat and hay is chep

    -  You smell like a barnyard afterwards

Rimming

    -    There are no plusses.