I'd like you to meet Gabe Roberts. This exclusive photo of this DJ was captured at a party where he was rocking the house with his arsenal of music!
Seen here is Justin who has just found a clever alternative to the standard flicking off procedure.
"I'mmmmm comin up, so you better get this party started!"
This is the March Photo of the Martin - er, Photo of the Month, but technically, its also a photo of the Martin! Martin is a regular party-goer, and for you information, is the best damn soldier germany ever had.
I can see my house! Actually, I can! I found a cool site and managed to find a satelite image of MY HOUSE!! I had always suspected that the government was secretly watching me, and this confirmed my suspicions! You can even see my redneck neighbor's house in the picture.
This image was taken back in 1994. You know what that means? That means that the government has been watching me since I was about 8 years old - mabye even before that!! I mean, come on man!! When I was that young, I didn't even know that crime was a crime! I'm innocent damnet!!! DON'T LET THEM GET ME!!!!!!
you never know what you will find in your backyard if you just look hard enough. In fact, the other day I stumbled across an enormous airplane hanger. Its a little rusty, but it will still be handy. I'm guessing the building has about 10,000 square feet of space at least. It will be very useful for housing the space faring vessel I am constructing.
Yep, nothin like parties, pop, and propane. Seen here is Ben, who is chillin like a villian on one of those big ol' propane tanks that can blow up a house if you know what you are doing. Or in some cases, if you DON'T know what you are doing. This picture was taken at another party. DJ Gabe Roberts was there, and homie, you can be sure he was jammin' th'place with da bass.
Welcome to S.K.Y.S.L. the only soccer league where you get payed to put up with bull sh*t from coaches and players. Seen here are Andy, John, and Ben apparently in a good mood. This indicates that the picture was taken before they had reffed any games that day. This picture was taken several years ago. Then why is it the July 2003 potm you ask?? Well what the f*** do you think this is, wal-mart??
Thats right bitch, here you see THE TOOTH HIMSELF!!! For those of you who would argue that he is not photo of the month material, you can go **** ******** ** *** ***!!!!! Seeing as how the tooth has a new rap coming out, has a kickass new website, and has more women than you can freaking imagine, I think it was about time that the tooth made it into a photo of the month!
Seen here are Ben and Justin, on top of a canoe, which is on top of the ranger, which is one phat vehicle that you can't handle. But I can. Anyways, this pic was taken during the Michigan trip. And I think right now is a good time to add that it was also in Michigan that we saw T3, the greatest movie ever created my mankind. And it should be noted here that if you do not like T3, you have mental disabilities so its not your fault, but you are still a moron anyway.
Ahh, the language lab! What better place to relax, check email, study francais, play yahoo dominos, get raped by the langauge lab rapist, study som-----WHAT!?? LANGUAGE LAB RAPIST!?? Yes, thats right, rumor has it that the language lab rapist lurks amongst the shadows in the lab. I took this pic of the lab and after looking closely at it later, noticed someones hand in the picture! I wonder...
Here you see me, sam, and some random homeless dude who just followed us to the coffee shop and made us buy him food. Just kidding, thats dave, hes intense. We were having lunch there on a snowy day and sam and I had clam chowder, a definite classic. You gotta love the coffee shop. Oh I almost forgot, a very nice feature they have is a bathroom door - that locks....
At first you might observe the etheral glow emanating from this alien looking device and conclude that it must be some sort of top secret military technology, but it is actually a computer, believe it or not. However, it might be more appropriate to label it "the beast" as a more descriptive reference to it. After waiting for nearly infinity days for the final parts to arrive in the mail, I was able to finish building it before Christmas, making it a rather cla$$y gift to myself, from myself.
The Specs:
Xoxide X-Viper Case
Intel Pentium 4 - 2.6ghz CPU with 800mhz FSB
CoolerMaster Jet4 heatsink and CPU cooler
DFI LanParty Pro875B orange UV sensitive motherboard
512mb pc3200 DDR RAM
nVidia GeForce 4 MX440-SE
Western Digital 7200 80GB HD
Samsung 52x24x52x16 DVD/CDRW combo drive
CoolerMaster Musketeer
Matrix Orbital MX210 LCD Display
NewQ Platinum - Digital Signal Processor
Vantec Nexus NXP-305 fan and light controller
System lit by two blue cold cathodes, three UV cold cathodes, two quad LED blue fans, and two quad LED red fans.
Also seen in the picture is an illuminated keyboard and mouse!
Now all I have to do is await the release of Half-Life 2.......
I'd like to introduce you to the Western Digital 120GB external hard drive. Seen here in all its glowing glory, this is probably the last storage device I will ever need. It features USB 2.0 and firewire connectivity, in case you were wondering. And no you cant have it.
I took this picture in low light conditions so that its glowing sides could be seen better, but later when I took a closer look at this picture, I noticed what seemed to be a face in the background!!
In this scene, we observe peter in the midst of an intense battle in the game unreal tournament 2003! oh by the way, those sexy speakers are mine, not to mention the beastual computer, heh.
For those of you who missed the roberts party, chances are that you weren't cool enough to attend. Anyway, gabe himself was the DJ, and seen in this picture here is his pimped out equipment. I thought the music and stuff was cool, not to mention gabe's kareoke kinkyness (ok, mabye not kinky), but what was really cool about the party, was the awesome lighting, as captured here in this picture.
Seen here are Margaret and Sam prior to an expedition, or at least a quick trail ride. Contrary to common belief, the horse on the right IS functionally insane.
Ok I'm going to be completely honest with you here, people. The only person I can identify in this JPEG is JDAWG, aka - hotguyfrommi. Unfortunately, I can tell you nothing more about this picture except that I have no clue who the hell everyone else is. However, judging by this photo's quantom architecture, fluctuating atmospheric discrepancies, facial configurations of type happy, disposable beverage reservoirs, and image resolution (ok, mabye not that), as well as the presence of a random chick, it appears to be some type of event configuration with a number of particularly abstract social parameters, which shockingly disproves my prior theory that hotguyfrommi had a secret alias - guywnosociallifefrommi. just kidding, don't hurt me.
Yo people its none other than The Tooth who is now in his second photo of the month! Bet you never thought that the tooth could play pool, huh bitch. Well he can, and can he ever. I was recently at a party which at first sucked big time. But then, unexpectedly, Da Tooth walked through the doors and was like, "SUP!" and the party was suddenly cool! I wanted to go say hi but the ladies beat me to him. Then he put on a pimped out performance and freestyled like I'd never seen before!! After he finished I got the nerve to challenge him to a game of pool. He agreed but assured me that my ass was grass. He was right, and after the game he gave me the "guess who's my bitch" look. Just look at the picture...
This is a photo of yonick in the middle of a rather intense backflip. As a student of yonick's U, I thought it would only be fitting that he should have at least one photo of the month to himself. However, after looking at this picture more closely, it seems that he is actually sharing this picture with two other barely visible people in the background, one of which appears to have just been impaled.
I was at a barbeque when I saw Gabe Roberts' dinner just sitting on a table and I thought to myself that it would be prime photo of the month material, so I whipped out the digital dawg and took this picture. He didn't actually end up eating much of the hamburger, and I hear that he sold the rest of it on ebay.
Here you see the coolest place ever, room G16, my awesome lab. September marks the beginning of the fall 2004 semester, and I'm going to be working a hardcore 20 hours a week this semester. This lab has had many visitors, including Martin, The Tooth, Sam, Pete, and dozens of random franciscans (including but not limited to pedophiles). Feel free to stop by sometime. Lab hours are
Mon 11-2 and 3-5
Tues 11-2
Wed 11-2
Thur 11-2 and 6-9
Fri 11-2
Who knows, you might get lucky and find the tooth there.
In this photo are Andy, The Tooth, and Roberts (left to right). This pic was taken by Pete at the medeival festival at yonicks U, which was around where The Tooth was cooking grilled chicken. Speaking of cooking, The Tooth does it very well which most people don't know. I remember he cooked me some pheasant once and it was the shit.
This is a pic of Pete, sitting on a tree trunk slice next to a stack of firewood. He took this picture himself by setting his camera to timer mode. The firewood came as a result of a tree in our backyard falling down due to the high winds cause by one of the hurricanes, I think it was Ivan. Fine so I don't remember exactly, just get off my case, would you??
