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About Me

Ever read people's profiles (like on AOL IM) or whatever where they tell about themselves?? And ever notice how its always the most rediculous load of **** that you've ever heard? The following is a simulation of those pathetic profiles:

HI! It is awesome to "meet" you. Haha. (I'm a funny guy) ok, my name is Andrew von Kelvimukum. I am a SINGLE, white 35 year old male (my birthday is January 3, 1960). I have brown hair, blue eyes, I am 6'6", and I weigh in at 320 lbs (actually I'm pretty thin believe it or not), I am right handed, and I write with my right hand. And I have blue eyes.

I went to a college school and got a Dr's degree in astrophysical bio jet propulsion science. I work at McDonalds and I make $75,000 a year. I drive a 2009 Cadillac and it wasn't cheap neither. I live in a big a big house that is very nice and expensive. It has 5 floors, it is big!

I enjoy fun activities like watching TV, having a drink or 3, eating, swimming (once I felled in the river once), hunting (I killed me some big deers before), sleeping, and I like to drink (but I ain’t never drinked and drived before).

Personal Information:

My social security number is 509-27-0699. The password to my email address is "hotmale" (haha for real dude!) my phone number is 264-9635

My Goals: It should be known that I am here on planet earth only temporarily and it is my deepest desire to return home someday. Yet alas, I haven't the hardware to reach escape velocity and then the speed of light. But this summer I will construct a space faring vessel capable of transporting me off this planet. I will provide pictures of the construction of this vessel on my site. I will also provide instructions on how to build your own spaceship and the supplies you will need, in case you ever want to leave earth yourself. The launch of my spaceship will be sometime around the end of the summer.

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