I thought about you for a while.I stop myself when i start to smile.There must be some way i can win. Lather you up and stick it in, no Im really sensative rather than just some stupid kid. I like to lie, you like to laugh. Im funnier than Danny DeVito, that is no lie theres no way im making this up. I can make you so happy, believe me, this seems so right, theres no way i can fuck this up. There must be something i could do, to get inside your under-roos. Make you think im fucking tops, show you to my Dr.Spock, get naked at any cost, screw Bruce Springsteen, im the boss! I like to lie yo like to laugh. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe fucking never at all.

2. Give it up:

Take me, lonely, lazy,fall out of my routine. I used to want the life you had cause you had everything. Now im loney and scared, does anybody care? Does anybdody give a fuck? Maybe i should give it up. Pamela, we both know your better off alone. Pamela, couldnt you have left my life the way i was?. When you were gone i was confused but not surprised. I know you'll dowhat you want to only with another guy, why?

3.Ugly Friend:

The girl of my dreams is walking away. I wish i got more than a glance. I dont have a car or play the guitar so i probably dont have a chance. I'd get a tattoo of your name just for you to call me up on a date. I'd sleep by your feet, I'd be real discrete, I'd try not to keep you awake. I ask the question why am i stuck in the closet with the ugly friend again, sick and tired of the 3rd wheel syndrome. She screams stay away, I feel like Screech in a bad Saved by the bell re-run, so why dont you stop and give me a chance. Give me an answer then i'll go away.

4.Tijuana Crack Whore:

I was eating Lucky Charms on a friday afternoon, then my friend Jose ran in on me. Sweat poured from his greasy face, "The Pigs!" he screamed, theyre gonna deport me. Not long after that, two musclehead cops said my friend raped some chickens. You could tell by the look on his face that we both had to go, Viva La Mexico! When the world comes back, and asks for me, i wont hesitate to leave this place behind. I'll never miss Feliz Navidad. I'll never miss the tacos i had. I'll never miss by burning piss when i had those bad Coronas. I was kicking my own ass, he was eating weeds while i carried the coffee beans. So long since i have seen a bath but all the soap in the world wont get rid of this dirt mustache. El Guapo fucked me up real bad, my poncho was ripped, how much time do i have. My passport, my key to freedom and liberty the presidante said "honkey, you never leave". When the world comes back and asks for me, i wont hesitate to leave this place behind. I'll never miss, th conquistadors. I'll never miss, the shit on the floor. I'll never miss, the burly mustache, on the chica i found out was chico.

5.Swingin' on a vine:

I tried to hard just to find the words, but my pea-sized brain just wouldnt let me. I'd scream like a giraffe if i thought it'd make you laugh. Oh shit, out come the wolves, i think theyre gonna eat me. I fart real loud im really hairy, dont be scared, im not that scary, I pull your hair because i love you. Could be someone worse above you. I'll be Tarzan and you be Jane. We'll spank that monkey until it bleeds. When i see you i think cupid, dont fool me im not that stupid. With that look on your face, i guess youve had enough of my balls hanging out of my loin cloth. I didnt think you would care, if i ate bugs out of my hair. I'll save that for the jungle, i guess i'd beter stop. My teeth are gross i smell real funky, but im cuter than the monkey. Love at first sight, damn i love you. I'll swing by if you want me to. Wheres that monkey when i needed him the most?

6. Undecover:

I am the toothbrush that nobody uses. I am the tissues you always throw away. The nasty chocolate that nobody eats, the light on the ceiling i watch you when you sleep. I sit in my underwear, thinking about you. I know you cant see my but, your still in my view. In the bathroom, in the stereo, makes no difference case im undercover. Im in the cabinet where no one can see me. I'll be hiding in your Living Color cds. Im the jeans you never wear cause of the ripped knees. Im in your tv set you always thik your watching me.

7. Entropy:

I wake up in the morning, kiss your shrine then im gone. I stop to think of what we could be, i wont let those dreams die. I rented taxi driver for us, youve got plans thats alright. Your with that prick you call a boyfriend i just wanna save you, your mine. A second look would be nice, i'd hope you stay here for the night. This cant be Entropy, this must be a dream. I have every note that you gave me, restraining order and all. I remember the pet names you gave me: psycho, asshole, retard. I dont want to know, tha its over now. I didnt think your father noticed me slappin off on your front lawn.

8. First Mate:

For thirty days, i swept the decks with rags on. For thirty nights, i slept with my eyes open. I knew that captain took a liking to me, but i didnt think i'd be first mate literally. I'd stick my fingers in electrical sockets, too bad they werent invented yet. I was supposed to be on the SS Minnow, i ended up on SS Gay Pirate. I would jump ship but im afraid of piranhas, im the closest thing to feminine. Wheres my Ginger and Mary-Anne? Theyve been replaced by Blackbeard and Ivan. I dont wanna dance, naked for food again. Give me a raft and i'll be gone. I miss my family, the holidays, the Christmas songs ring in my head.

9.When it comes to fuckin':

When it comes to fuckin im undoubtedly the best. The hair starts at my balls and it goes up to my chest, im the master of romance, the secrets in my pants. So ladies please step up and get your Grade-A hunk of beef. Bet Don Juans never seen a muthafucka quite like me, im a born monstrosity, im the butcher of my breed. Kinda like my uni-brow im hairy and im long. From Istanbul to Southeast Asia girls are on my dong, one look at my cack theres no going back. Im a fan of all the women young big old and small. If it bleeds it can be butchered rump roast for all, twenty-five eighty or eight, restraining order wont get in my way.