WELCOME TO SHETUSPETUS

PLEASE NOTE: A BANNER MIGHT TELL YOU YOU ARE THE
50 000th VISITOR OR SOME CRAP. I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT, SINCE OUR SITE DOES NOT KEEP COUNT OF VISITORS APART FROM A FEW PAGES, AND IS WAY TOO RETARDED FOR SO MANY VISITORS. ALSO, YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL. SO NO, YOU DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. And no, I don't know how the hell to get rid of it except if we payed for this webpage to be up. Which we won't.

Please read the warning(s) before entering the site.

1. This site contains swearing.
2. This site may (and probably would) offend.
3. You may not understand our humour. Hell, you probably won't.
4. We are not held responsible if you're stupid and get in trouble for copying anything we say/do.
5. To enter the site, you must click on the word "probably" in number 2.
6. Remember that this site makes fun of everything. Social groups, religion, music, movies, ...
6 1/2. Please be reminded that if we call someone "gay", or "retarded", in NO WAY whatsoever do we actually mean that they are gay or retarded. We have absolutely nothing against gays or retards. It's just the kind of slang we use.
7. Look both ways before crossing the street.
8. Yeah, you probably shouldn't copy anything on our site. Don't try to be cool like we are.
9. Hate mail? YES PLEASE!!!
10. No, it is not funny to post retarded shit in our guestbook.
11. Hey, yeah, guess what, we're bilingual. Some of the stuff on the site is French. Don't be hatin'.
12. Ahh, know what? Forget it. To make sure you really did go all the way through, actually click on "probably" in number 8.

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