College of Urban Agriculture: Learn how to grow weeds and live off of road-kill.
College of Architecture A requirement for this program is creativity with Lincoln Logs.
College of Arts and Crafts: Learn how to get rich selling home-made stuff at swap meets.
College of Sorcery: Use witchcraft to turn evil bosses into something better, like toads.
Medical Programs: Learn the fine art of waking up patients and bother them with medical procedures.
School of Hard Knocks: Like its says, had a rough life? You qualify.
College of Education: How to deal with retarded parents, students and principals.
Computer Science Program: Use the internet for scams and... oh, nevermind.
Physical Education: We don't mean school gym class! The Dean's Assistant teaches this one! LOL
College of Miscellaneous Things: Whatever comes to mind
College of Popular Sciences and Art: Create art from junk in the a salvage yard.
School of Divinity: Visit the Universal Life Church for details. Be a minister without even knowing it!
The College of Drinking: Must drink cases and gallons for this degree.
The College of Elections: Learn how to shave points for your favorite candidate. (Very Popular Program in Florida.)
