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PERSONALS
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Ukrainian Truck Driver.
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Borysko Bortnick; 22, Dieppe, NB.
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Came to Canada 5 year ago as a longhaul truck driver. Moved to NB from Sevastopol, Ukraine. I make money to smuggle cigarrettes and beer. Big business baby!!! Cops lazy here, like in Ukraine, no camera's here you see. I Fluent in Slavic, English and pigeon French. Look for girlfriend to ride at night. Call 555-6787.
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Sexually Sick!
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Giselle; 20, Brantville, NB
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I'm a Christian who gets drunk, does drugs and urinates myself by accident. If God will be my match maker then it it God's will. I struggle with my sin and now I am ready to begin! Any takers??? Call 555-7877
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Thrills With Freckles.
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Gabe; 27, Ricochet Ridge, NB
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I am small biting spider in your underwear. I like peeing on chipmonks and licking strangers on the train amongst other things. Call Freckles 555-2333.
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Sincere Poet.
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Margaret; 25, Lunenburg, NS
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All through my life I've had my ups and downs. Looked for my man, no bugger to be found. Spinning in Circles, going round and round until finally I stopped and fell unconcious to the ground. Call 555-7615
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Swimmers Build.
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Rory; 29, Pumpkin Point, Newfoundland
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Love Eatin' an' love cruisin' (girls that is!). SFM looking for a SWF. I'm like a molten lava bomb - an oozing payload of love! Call 555-2239
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Lecherous Old Bags.
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Eunice and Maude; Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Two babbling old biddy's desperate to double date two truly lecherous old men. If you love staring at old ladies and love leering, letching, whining and complaining at everything and everyone. Come join us for a right old to-do on the commons. Call 555-5541
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String Bikini.
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Adrian; 41, Ecum Secum, Nova Scotia
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Are you Lady Gaga? If you are your buying me dinner! Anyway I'm a deranged cross-dressing submissive SBM. Honesty not an issue with me! Call 555-9998
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Hot Throb Of Lust.
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Bibi; 20, St. Feces-Du-Lac, Quebec
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Sensitive Female, fit and attractive. Looking for far sighted woman, 18-30, with tremendous sexual appetite to plough my lonely furrow. Call 555-9875
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Let Me Lick Your Strawberries.
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Reginald; 52, Bangkok, Thailand
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Balding, short, skinny, unnattractive male seeking a healthy young woman who is short sighted and can toss a good salad. Hur! Hur! Call 555-3361
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J'ai Besoin D'un Homme!
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Arethmise; 61, Cap-Pele, New Brunswick
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Bonjour! Bonjour! Arethmise ici! Moi j'habitais dans une petite ville a 10 km ouest du Cap-Pele. Aidez moi! Problème technique masturbation?! Appelez moi; 555-2345 Vite! vite! vite!
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Tunnel Vision.
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Marco; 30, La Mosquitia, Honduras
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Practical, forward thinking man, 30, fit and active, sound of mind and unfazed. Seeks woman of inherited wealth, wit and wisdom. Call 555-2399
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Six Digit Lady!
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Miki; 30, Dieppe, New Brunswick
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Cute Little bunny seeks slender hare to share my six-digit carrots with. I like to nibble too! Do you? Call 555-3453
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Uses Dumbbells.
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Layne; 26, Mobile, Alabama, USA
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Employed? Heck no! Stay the heck away if U R. Shootin', Huntin', fightin' an' sex is what I do! Romance is dead. So is my mother. Call 555-8484
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14.
Bounce Me Off Your Balls.
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Lola; 33, Salisbury, New Brunswick
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Morning honey. My name is Lola. I'm a SWF, 5', country girl with a muscular build. I have been told that I am very sexy looking. I like my men built like a Bull and hung like a Stallion and all big and beardy all over. Call 555-0917
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Well Used Body.
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Clive; 22, Amherst, Nova Scotia
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'87 Honda Civic, rusty body. Comes with broken sun roof, still looks great! Just had brakes installed. One owner - me! Seeking attractive female buyer, 19-30 who knows? It could turn out to be an exceptional deal! Lease/Purchase options available. Call 555-8912 for details.
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