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PERSONALS
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Pigeon Fancier
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Derrick; 45,
Cludgy Cove, NFLD
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Wot oyes lookin' fur is summat dat likes wot I like. Ur's gotta be into birds see. I meself prides meself with de art of fancyin' Pigeons. I have a huwge collection of de buggers an' I love watchin' dem fly aff an' come back I does. If you fink you can 'andle these furry treasures then I fink you can handle me. Call 555-8887
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Young, Athletic And Bearded.
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Angie; 31,
Charlottetown, PEI
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I'm a recently divorced mother of six. I work as landfill supervisor. Looking for love. Men age 25-35 preferred! I'm very organised and take a hands on approach to life. If you go down on my beard tonight you'll be in for a big surprise! Call 555-4411
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Celibate Monk.
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Arthur; 43, Nutsquash, NS
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I am at a crossroads in my life. Having served the Lord for many years I have now found myself faced with certain unholy urges. Lately touching and preening my well crafted multiple triple-tailed moustache has caused me to, how should we say, get rather aroused. I am on vacation for a while so I'm free to entertain anyone man enough to satisfy me. Call 555-9944
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Sexually Active Feminist.
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Barbara; 31, Denge, England
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Oh Hi! Barbara here! I'm a Brit-Gal reaching out across the pond to all you Lesbian loving Canadian Pro-feminist Socialists! Nothing wrong with that I say! Be happy, be yourself and don't be afraid to let your feminine bodily hair hang out! Lets go girls! 011-44-555-2378
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Watch me Girate My False-Hips!
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Zoltar Azarith Bedard Leonin LeBlanc; 84, Bouctouche. NB
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Ok! Je suis un homme et je suis toujours horny horny la!!! Je worship Mon p'tit garçon. S'appelle Freddie. Freddie habite dans ma pantalons! Heh! Heh! Moi. je besoin une horny madame pour satisfy me choses. Si tu es très intéressant call moi back as soon as possible! Call 555-2234
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Bridget Bardot Look-A-Like!
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Wendy; 19, Riverside-Albert, NB
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Sincere, honest, blonde hairy University girl studying archaeology. Into nature, herbal products, pottery and digging for hours in wet, muddy conditions. I like letting it all hang out. Do you? Call 555-1098
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Bee-Gee Look-A-Like!
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Erik Svornbjornsson; Norrkopping, Sweden
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Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive! Jusst Kiddingen! Like Jokkenn Yess? Hairry headed man lookks for hairry womanningen. I like nothing morre in liffen than dried little peas and a glasser of two or Whisky! Call 23245-784634 #1
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Hairy Red-Headed Freckle-Covered Vain Hollywood Actress
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Lindsay; 22, Bourbon Hills, California
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Into men, sports cars, alcohol, hemp and coke. Done the odd movie here and there (in between bouts of rehab). Loves to party and get shitfaced - mostly for the media attention. Call 555-90210
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Hanky! Spanky! Panky!
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Hank; 48, Seeping Brook, NFLD
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I's lookin' fer sum real homely rump assed woman ter muss around wid. I likes my girls over cooked and full o' meat! Hard as asses on the outside an' tender as lamb cutlets on the inside! Get what I mean? Call Hank 555-3456
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Art Lover
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Sheeza; 25, Montreal, QC
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Gotta love art. I'm a big art lover. Paintings, Poetry and literature. You've just gotta love it! This is my passion and I hope its yours! Toulouse Lautrec is my hero, fantastic goatee! I'm a short girl you see I was born without knees, but that's another story. Everyone is welcome. Call 555-4577
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Sings Like Celine Dion
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Gary; 23, Bristol, England
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Horight! Iss me Gary. Oim fram Glaster dewn in nur UK. Hoies lukkin' fer a wamman oos right durty in bed. Loikes dewin all sarts of tricks in the sack an' enjoys a few bevvies dewn tha pub! If yew iss tha saart of wamman tha shags anythun then mebbe yull get amungst ut wimmee! Call 011-44-232-343556
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Stubble Faced Murder Mystery Madame
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Jessica Fletcher; 76, Hollywood, California
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Hi Jessica Fletcher here from 'Murder She Wrote' fame. Smoked so many cigarettes over the years infront of my typewriter that facial hair has become unavoidable. I'm looking for a classy, dapper, gentleman to quickly bring a very enjoyable climax to career!
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Edward Scissor Hands Never had Scissors Like These!
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Wayne; Fredericton, NB
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I'm looking for a gal who will date me no matter how silly I look! I love my well kept uni-levelled, parallel moustache and it's taken me years to groom. I have inserted electrical devices into it that will astound and amaze you! With a flick of a switch I can carve up Sirloin Steaks one minute or cut thick Sandwiches the next! Call Wayne 555-7823
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Wild Ride!
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Sonja; 22, Kiev, Ukraine
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I am young, very best shaped. Liking young Canadian men for building new life. Very I am sensual, enjoying your manhood and wine to dining too! Strong, wealthy and healthy I am preferred. Grab my facial handlebar and I promise you not disappointed. Call 123Z5R-RZ0046
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I Like To Chortle
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Roger; 63, Moncton, NB
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Respectible, attractive, energetic, balding, badminton loving business man. Seeks middle-aged female companion. Willing to cook meals, wash clothes, iron my suits, wax my head and lacquer my moustache. Interested in this proposition Call 555-6622
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