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PERSONALS
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Daddy's Boy
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Benjikins;
Somewhere In Canada
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Priveledged son of a wealthy, successful Canadian icon. He! He! Not only that if my father had been born stupid and been corruptionally challenged then I wouldn't be able to afford to look so damn hansome! Anyway girls. I am here for you. I want to help you look as good as me. The luckiest girl I choose will not regret it I'm sure of that. Vain, stupid, ignorant and desperately seeking attention I truly am! Call 555-Mulroney
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All Smiles
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Cheryl;
Tupperware Mountain, NB
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Hi I'm a highly successful, well paid tooth whitening model looking for a great guy. You'll get your money's worth of smiles out of me, guaranteed! I'm living proof that you can live a healthier happier life if your mouth is a mountain range of brilliant white teeth. Call 555-6754
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Bearded Womanizer
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Jeff; St. Anthony's, NFLD
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How's she goin' bye? Jeff from Newfunlaand here. Tis de place for gettin' upta no good like. A Bye's likes ta party eh? See I's da bye who likes it anyway she gives it. So I don't got no preference see? Barn and raised aan de oiland me. Grew up wid' me fa-durr an' fished de ocean as a young un'. Got into the Hindu thing right after de cod memorytum. Now I have me awn temple an' dat. Com to de Rack and heff sum fun wid me! Call: 555-4444
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Sausage Pie
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Nimphosime;
Allardville, NB
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Hello. Excuse my English I am only sometimes. I will hardworking when at home then have most for Samedi enjoy. Look my balls clean for you every tongue I seek. Dirty eggs lift pleasure sometimes I motorcar. She more bananas that when gardening sausages. Telephone 555-2756
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Horny Hamster Lover
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Bert; Knackers Hill, NB
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Yup! I like hamsters. I like watching them move about most of the time. It takes a lot of effort to drag me away from them. I realise I don't do much else. So if you want to pop round for a soda and a bag of chips feel free. Call 555-BERT
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Green With Envy.
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Babooshka; Bent Knee, SK
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Yes, I've heard all the jokes - 'She Hulk', 'Snothead', 'Green Goblin', 'Jolly Green Giant' etc.. Whatever, OK! My head is GREEN! Yes I'm the jelous type, yes I get quite envious of others but I too deserve some TLC! I'm a college type girl looking for an open minded, intellectual guy who like me just because I'm green! Call 555-1277
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Carrot Sculptor.
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Rav; Markham, ONT
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Good looking straight guy. Enjoy's cooking, eating, farting burping and doing wild impersonations with my outlandishly large front teeth. Hey Girls! For my party trick see my teeth sculpt famous movie stars out of raw Carrots. You won't be disappointed! Call 555-5342
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Honest, Sweet, Innocent Fast Foot Server
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Sarah; Fredericton, NB
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Twentysomething seeking soul mate. Kind, affectionate woman. Likes reading, walking and watching romantic movies. Are you a gentle 30-40 year old male passionate about the environment and enjoying nature's natural aspects? If you are why not get in touch by calling me at 555-7256
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Opera Lover.
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Danny Boy; London, UK
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Lookin' at me pal? I can take every single one of you b@$#ard motherf#@&*rs down! Er... Hang on, is this a personal jobbie? S%$t! Right, er... Nice bloke lookin' for a nice gal who likes nights out at the opera and listening to classical music. Bach, Brahms, Elvis Costello, Sex Pistols etc. Call 001-44-7891-789-567
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Apple Loving Bimbo.
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Svletlina; Dieppe, NB
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I like sit in the meadow on warm summer evenings staring at apples. My father owns an apple farm. I pick them for him in the summer. So I like picking apples. You could be my apple if you'd like me to pick you! Call 555-7896
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Dave's Your Man
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Dave; Dagenham, UK
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Alright! Darren here! Looking for some fit solid looking bird to get steamed and have a blindin' night on the town with. No mingers, no coffin-dodgers. Just some solid talent to bang at the end of the day. Must be into drinking, football, big brother, the lottery, sex and spendin' loadsa money! know what I mean? Call 011-44-1555-344-3444
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Huge Nostril.
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Mireille; Bathurst, NB
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Yes I am seeking single man age 21-30 for date and possible friendship afterwards. Please pay no attention to my enlarged right nostril. Years of taking coke through a straw has caused it to stretch and become very loose. Call 555-2398
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13.
Join My Club Today!
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Middle-Age Awakenings; Riverview, NB
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Boy I love my mid-life crisis! I just can't wait to get out of my sweaty oil-stained work overalls and into my high cut silky satin panties. All this feminine stuff has got me really excited! I just love facials and leg waxings. I try out new things each day. I even curl my eyelashes and paint my toenails! Join me for some middle-age awakenings today! Call Ted 555-0030
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Drunk In A Nightclub In London
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Bianca; Croydon, UK
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Alright Geezer! Bianca innit! Looking for some sorted fit bloke with wheels to shag. I Love getting off me trolley, sparkin' up fags and givin' it large. If your up for it text me or Call 011-44-1800 555-0032
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15.
The Man With The Monacle
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Mr Fortesque-Smythe; St. Andrews NB
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Oh I say! Jolly good show what? Templeton Fortesque-Smythe here! I was a real cad and bounder in my day. Used to chase the girls all over the place don't you know. I Could never resist a good bit of tottie! I may be a little grey around the gills these and play far too much pocket pool these days but by gad I've lost none of my hot blooded stamina! If you think you can tame an old Tiger then Call me, 555-7895. Roar! Down Boy!
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Middle-Aged Red Headed Dominatrix
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Dottie; Saint John, NB
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Hello. My name is Dottie Dandridge. Ex call girl and erotic dancer. I am a fit attractive 40 something bachelorette seeking a male aged 18-21 for kinky roll-playing and bondage. WARNING: I'm an extremely forceful dominatrix. If you enjoy pleasure, immense pain and fudge flavoured Twinkies Call 555-4356
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