Randal: "It’s times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by the Jetsons."
Dante: "What are you talking about?"
Randal: "According to that show, we were supposed to tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That’s the problem with tv.. it always lies to us."
-Clerks
give em the hint, buy them kneepads on valentine's, then one day if you're feeling down, clear your throat and pat your crotch
-batjew
the three big lies:
01. check's in the mail
02. i won't come in your mouth
03. it's going to be okay.
"Because [Britney Spears is] a girl, I wouldn't slap her. I'd lock her in a closet with poisonous spiders. Make her think about what she's doing to the youth culture of America"
- Brandon Boyd of Incubus
