TRUE STORIES Last Updated 15-4-2003
JINO AND THE RAT
Jino popularly called as "KOSU" was
staying in YMCA hostel Nagercoil during his college days. The Hostel had good
water supply and all other necessary amenities. With all these facilities Jino
never used to wash his clothes. However He managed going neat to the college by
using his room-mates stuffs. Most of his friends advised him to wash his clothes
promptly, but he never cared about it.
The days passed on like this.... and Jino never cared to wash his clothes. The dirty clothes was attracted by a tiny little rat. It came daily to his room and started biting something or the other in the room. One night the rat targetted jinos brief, and made a big hole in it.. Since jino's one and only brief was bitten he couldnt go to the college the next day. The rat entered his room daily and disturbed them very much. They were helpless to prevent themselves from the tiny little rat. Often jino will hit the mouse with the groom stick. But no use. The rat escaped everytime.....
One night both jino and his room mate found the rat entering his room thru the window. They planned to hit it down. Both of them got armed with the groom sticks soon and were rarring to knock it down. As soon as it entered the room they started attacking. When hitting the rat jino suddenly missed the groom stick and it slipped away from his hand. Without knowing what to do he just looked around...he could find only his towel lying on the cot.... which he took and threw it on the rat. The rat immediately fell down dead. The towel turned out to be a deadly weapon because it was washed "2 months back" at his home, that too by his mother.
JINO AND THE STOVE
Jino's room was a nice one that had good shelves windows and an attached bathroom too. But it did not had a kitchen and they were not allowed to cook food in the room. But jino and his room-mate used to cook food without the knowledge of the warden. One sunday jino invited Lekshman Rajesh to his room for lunch. Jino told rajesh that he will prepare good chicken curry for him and keep it ready. Likewise Rajesh arrived jinos room by 1.00 pm and was dissapointed that he couldn't find any food in the room. Rajesh got angry and shouted at jino... where is the chicken curry? Jino took him to the bathroom where he found the chicken boiling on the stove placed on the closet.... Rajesh got more angry and asked Jino.... Dont you have any other place to cook????? Jino coolly replied " We never use bathrooms and Toilet ".
AJEESH @ SLEEP
Ajeesh is a great dreamer at sleep. The funny thing about his dreaming habit is that often he implements most of his dreams. If his dream happens to be "walking on the beach" then he will implement it by walking in the room. When India lost to Sri Lanka in cricket, he had a dream that muthia muralitharan was sleeping near him. Since ajeesh was very upset that india lost the match to Sri Lankans he hit muthia with a paper weight. Unfortunately muthia didnt get hurt.... But poor pranesh who slept nearby ajeesh was bleeding.....
One night ajeesh had a strange dream. In that 2 robbers were trying to enter his house. Ajeesh immediately went into the bathroom and switched on the light. Then he went to the main door opened it and came back to his bed. In the morning his room mates were annoyed to see the main door open. Immediatelly they rushed to ajeesh's room and waked him up. To their surprise he said " EDA RANDU KALLAN MARU VANNU.... Im sure About it...."
THE COBRA SCANDAL
Jino (Decoration committee) - Six Pocket Pant & Peter England Shirt
Nihil & Benny (Printing committee) - had a good food in a 3 * hotel ( Bill - Rs 800)
Krishnam Raju - Gave treat to most of the girls (cafeteria & valliyoor)
Kiran - Celebrated Ugadhi with the classmates
Blessed (food committee) - Gave a liquor party to his classmates
