Honey Tree Farm

WHY DOGS LEAVE A NICE FAT BONE

The dogs once held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came in automobiles,
Some came in car.

But before,inside the hall,
They were allowed to take a look,
They had to take their assholes off,
And hang them on a hook.

They all walked in, one bye one,
Mother, Son and Sire,
But no sooner were they seated,
Then someone hollered "fire!"

Then they all rushed out in a bunch,
They had not time to look,
So each one grabbed an asshole,
And took it off the hook.

They got their assholes all mixed up,
It made them awfull sore,
To think theyd lost the asshole,
They'd always worn before.

And thats the reason why,
When you go down the street,
A dog will stop and swap a smell,
With every dog he meets.

And that's the reason why,
A dog will leave a nice fat bone,
To smell another asshole,
In hopes to find his own.....

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