CHEVROLET:
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY:
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

FORD:
First On Race Day
Freekin' Off Road Demon
Found Often Running Daily
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
For Off Road Death
read backwards::::Driver Returns On Foot
read backwards::::Don't Ride Over Fifty

DODGE
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

GMC
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Do Again

MOPAR
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicate

OLDS
Overweight Lump Of Dirty Slag

PINTO
Please Insert Nickel To Operate