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Gay Cat in a Box

Intro: Many Years ago, there was a young band in Austintown Ohio, they were sittin around the house trying to come up with new songs and then it happened... Gay Cat..in a Box..

Gay cat in a box...Gay cat in a box... Gay cat in a box..

His name is George, and we call him Porge.

He's not our friend to the very end, but hes really gay.

And he likes to play. But he aint got no friends... (Reeeoooowww!)

(Laughing)

Gay Cat in a Box, he went on the playground and he found some...ground.

He didnt have much..(reew reew reew) (Laughing)

He didnt have, very much fun...all the other kids shunned him.

This cat was really, very gay, he didnt have very many friends to play.

Then along came the pork and the cheese.

Wait, make that the cheese.. and.. THE freakin pork.

They're like, "Look at this guy, what a freakin dork!

He's not one of us, we're real beef!" (reow!) (lauging)

Gay Cat in a Box, he likes to eat.. some little huh-fox!

Hes really hungry, look at his face! He goes, "chomp, chomp, chomp", like the days a waist! (reeeooww)(laughing)(rrrreeeeeoooooowwwww)(laughing)(aarrroouw)

GAY CAT IN A BOX, HE DONT WANT NO STINKIN FOX!

end it man... (reow!)