Things that Disturb me: People who can't read/don't try to read. When you're IM'ing me and take forever to reply. Coldness-Being Cold sux,I'm always cold, Boredom- worse feeling in the world, People who are happy and cheerful at 7am. When people write LOL- that is one of the stupidest things you can ever type, When people tell me "umm ok"-makes me feel so COMPLETELY STUPID, The Salior Scouts- they used to be good till they turned all slutty, When People give me the "what the fuck are you talking about and why did you say that" look(MISTY AND TERESA DO IT ALL THE TIME..its a good thing ya'll are my friends). People who throw their religion down your throat, and Babe...that one pig who talks, HISSING DUCKS. Damn, thats some scary shit.


Things that ruffle Misty's Feathers: I hate it when stores dont have my yoo hoo's, And when I'm fresh outta skittles, Ohhh, I hate when people enjoy telling me I give loooks *glares at Tara*


Dale/Avil's two cents: Life Sucks


Cupcakes Cupful of Complaints: Stupid people, Hypocritical people, Anal people, Ummm, Judgemental people, People in general and well boybands


Things That Annoy Hathor: Things repeating over and over again, Mean people like U :P, Bible tumping, Christians


Tessa Marks Her Hate Here: My pet peeves go on around people who are mean! Like Preps I hate preps...they are stuck up bitches.... Well another thing that bugs me is when people dye their hair an odd color and leave their ugly eyebrow's the same color as it was before they dyed it....that is like the biggest...I hate Oysters....gushy-gross shit that just by the sight of it makes me vomit on your new jeans....! I hate hypocrisy, people who walk around making rules they break themselves... UPPITY poeple! like this some of these bitches who walk around thinking they are better than you all the time and are mean about it....I hate Boybands...they are fags with each other I bet! I hate it when people type ya for you! It's like they are saying yeah... and then they saying "hey yeah(<---Ya) wierdo get the fuck out of my way" or something and it confuses the shit out of me....and I cant stand it when people who are like in the 10th grade or something and they try to read a book in class and they sit there and read like this "we.....are.......go--ing.....to.....le-arrn...how to read the dic-tion-ar-y....today..."(and)"Arm-stro-ng....was...the fi-rst....man...to walk....on the...moo-oon..." That gets real annoying... after awhie you wanna beat there face in and tell them to go back to elementary...I hate when people hate you just because other people hate you and they want to fit in....!!! I also hate it when it is really crowded...cause I am really clostrophobic and shit...it's really gay...THERE IS MORE....but I figure you have a life too...I hope it doesn't reak like mine does.


David is no punk: well even kids with like pennywise or nofx suck, its like "damn dude, your not punk" punk is dead, and it wont be back. the second punk went mainstream, it died. punk is completley against the mainstream and malls. The nu-punk now is fucking, too perfect, there isnt anything raw to it at all, there isnt any balls put into it. If all these punk bands are so fucking punk and against major coporations stamping on peoples lives and shoving shit down our throats, then why the fuck are their shirts getting made and sold by these companys? You can tell your not a true punk if you a.)where some bondage/plaid pants. come one, abercrombie sells them now. b.)spike your fucking hair. no true punk does that now c.)call yourself punk. Fuck that, the second i hear someone say "hey man, im ounk rock" i wanna fucking kill them. Its punk to not dress punk. its punk to not show your true punk side. now-a-days, you go to a true fucking riot-punk show/scene, you see the punk kids all decked up in freaking sweater with collard shirts comin out of the neck and blue jeans rolled up and the bottoms. its freakin punk to not be punk. punk is fucking dead and people need to realize it and move on. its not wrong to like the "punk music" but the movement is dead. (note: i say the words "fuck" and "punk" to much, deal with it)


You want to know what pisses off Eisan? I fucking hate it when people say they love grunge but all they like from it is Nirvana and the nu-grunge scene thats now coming with groups like Puddle of Mudd. Don't get me wrong I love Nirvana but other than their first cd they are not grunge, it's more or less Punk Rock or Power Pop. And when people come up to me and say "Man Grunge is Awesome" I ask what they like and there like Pudle of Mudd and other shit like that. They are not grunge they are a fucking embarrasement to music and should not even be consider anything close to grunge. The only grunge group that is still around is Mudhoney and they are grunge because their singer invented the fucking word for the music. If you think you like grunge check out groups in the mid eighties or early 90's and then you can say your a fan. Jocks, Preps there all the same, they have a huge fucking ego, have the flip, play sports, think there better than everyone else, and act all cool well I'll tell you one thing your not cool your a bunch of mother fucking panseys who get enjoyment out of beating up kids smaller than themselves or picking on people because there less fortunate than themselves. Get a fucking life and worry about yourself because your probably the biggest asswipe around. I hate people who make fun of people in bands because they think they suck and the person can't sing. I know all this first hand because I'm in a band and we got made fun of all the time and still do because they say I can't sing for shit. Well I know I cant sing very well but I still try and I dont sound all that bad for not attending voice lessons but I dont see any of them in a band playing guitar and singing a song they wrote not no fucking cover song it's alot harder than it looks so if you make fun of people for this how about you try and picking up a fucking guitar,bass or playing drums creating your own riffs and lyrics and singing them live and see how good you are because I bet you that you will suck more than the person you were making fun of. Processed Meat? What kinda shit is that, I'm still going with my saying that Processed meat causes cancer. And the last thing that pisses me off is people who beat up gays or girls or anyone because there different. I'm not gay but I dont give really care what they are if there nice thats all that counts dont go beating up and making fun of them because there different its the most pointess thing ever.


Jessica's HATES!- People at the movie theaters who are all like "Did you see that?". It's like, no asshole I paid 5 fucking dollars to just sit here and look at the ceiling. When you go to a N Sync hate site, (No, I don't have better things to do online.. plus, I find it humorous that people make a hate site about NSync! It's great! I love those people) anyways, when you go to that site, and there is a fucking disclaimer...OKAY! You just happened to click on the little link thing just because it was there. You didn't know what was in store when it said N Sync Hate Site.. no. That's just plain idiotic. I hate people at my high school. Basiclly all of them are preppy little bitches that judge you by the shirt you have on or the way you wear your pants. Okay- I sometimes wear Mudvayne and Slipknot shirts. Yes, they're black. PEOPLE CALL ME NAMES BECAUSE OF THIS!!! I mean, come ON! How low can you mother fuckers get? I hate posers. People that act like they're all into something when they're not.. they're just trying to be "cool" and "in". Another thing I hate is when people tell me to "grow up". I'm immature. (You, probably, will hate me along with everyone else, because of this) I don't talk like a child or anything. But, I act crazy. I go into the Dollar General and act crazy. So what? It's my life, I'll live it according to ME and MY wants. I'm going to stop typing on this, though. Oh, yeah there's more I hate- But this is getting long, and you're probably all like "hey, you suck- I don't know you". And if this even goes up it's not my page! One more thing though.. when people online say "hehe".. okay tell me- do you fucking laugh like that in person? Okay- we're walking on the street, I tell you a joke. You: Hehe. Me: (slap the fuck outta you). No, actually I wouldn't slap you. But come on, think about it. HeHe. Two He's. Say he 2 times. Is that a laugh? Didn't think so.


What causes PutYourAxeUps panties to get in a wad: First of all I wanna bitch about Godsmack. They fuckin suck...they put out like a million fuckin songs like "keep away", fuckin "stay away", "leave me alone", or whatever the fuck, then they come out with "voodoo" an they're all bitchin about "I stand alone". No fuckin shit you stand alone...tellin everyone to go away and expect them to be there at your convienience? fuckin idiot. And what the fuck is up with cops? They think they rule the fuckin world or some shit. I HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. And how come I need a car to get a job, but I need a job to get a car. Its all some bullshit. Doesnt it piss you off when people say "Can I ask you a question?"....its like, YOU DIDNT GIVE ME MUCH OF A FUCKIN CHOICE THERE, DID YOU? And people that will spend a half hour looking for a remote rather than walking up to the tv and changing the channel manually. And people who say "Its always in the last place you look...." Of course it fuckin is, if it wasnt why would I keep looking for it if I already found it? And I hate it when I have cigarettes and no fucking lighter. Thats like weed with no bowl or papers. I hate fake acid. I hate courtney love. I hate drama. I hate the band scratching post. I hate Mtv. I hate biggots and hillbillies. I hate country music. I hate when people point at thier wrists when they ask what time it is. It's like,Ii know where my watch is, where the fuck is yours? I dont point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is.... And I REALLY REALLY fuckin hate Alana (you know who you are).


Sam has toes and wishes to express their peeves: God I hate people who...well...um... okay okay i hate people in general. No one in specific though except the poeple on my "God I'm Going To Kill You One Day" list. But that's only like 100 or so people I dont have time to hate the rest individually so I hate them as a whole! It's the best way to go. Then there are those bastards that stare at me were ever I go. I could be driveing, walking, shoping, pissing, whatever and they just stare and stare it's like fucking take a picture; it lasts longer. I'm mean it's like they have never seen a Crazy Lazy Hippy Stoner before with brite red dreads and a lampshade hat... I mean come on.....


Salladbowl's words of wisdom: Fuck you.


Philberts hate: I hate Nickelback, Godsmack, Creed, Puddle of mud, all that polished weak nu grunge crap. Don't get me started on The Calling, those little whiny pearl jam lite [asses], good god they fucking suck, and I hate George W. Bush; he's a stupid hillbilly war monger and his little lapdogs in europe, tony blair etc. I hate manufactured pop boy band crap and I hate Kid Rock, he's a wannabe rapper, and I hate modern hip hop; Ja Rule, Jay Z, Nelly, etc. Public Enemy rule you little braagging [asses] (*one word was changed twice because I dun like it :p)


Ferrets Rants: FUCK ME I SUCK AND I HATE COWBOYS TOO.


Todds rants: I watched the news today and I am pretty pissed about some shit. Yeah, well I think I'll have to say that I hate this sniper mother fucker. He takes the spotlight from serial killers that actually take the effort to walk up to people and fuck them up. This dude just shoots em from far away, they don't even know what's going on, there's no struggle, no creativity. What an asshole. And all those bitches that beat the fuck out of their kids for crying? Fuck them, they're pussies who have to beat up little kids because anyone their age would kick their ass... ok, but anyways... beside the news, I'm pissed about the new Kottonmouth Kings CD. I don't know if any of you listen to them, but there's a song on Rolling Stoned, it's called "Positive Vibes", and it's the gayest song I've ever heard. It sounds like LFO or something. Its very disappointing. Im also pretty fucking pissed about an order I put into the Mindless Self Indulgence web store in April. I ordered a shirt, and I noticed the words snail mail. I was being fucking patient. I figured snail mail, maybe a month, maybe two.... but it's been 6 MOTHER FUCKING MONTHS!!!! My patience only goes so far. I went back on the web site to find "contact us" but it's no longer on thier website. no numbers, no addresses, nuthin. Now they have the order on line, instead of mailing it. Thing is they already cashed the check months ago, and still never gave me the shit. If anybody knows how to get ahold of these motherfuckers, email me (StonerReekingHavoc@msn.com). Yeah, ok well Im done now.


Here's what makes WeETaRd wanna put his head through a bricK wall: goddamn asshole homophobes!! I swear the assholes must breed on damp shower room floors!! The same shower rooms that when you go in, to take a goddam shower,they accuse you of wanting to fuck them!! Goddammit it bitches!!! I HAVE EYES!!! WHY WOULD I WANNA FUCK THAT?!?!? Yhey can kiss my ass, all of them!! Especially the ones who say that lesbians and even better, BISEXUAL girls are ok, but gay guys and bi guys should all be KILLED?!?! (seriously, I have heard this said) I hate small towns were these asswipes breed cuz they're all goddam jerks. Many many times I have seen someone get ther ass kickd for being a fag (whether its true or not, which it usually isn't, its just an excuse to beat the crap outta some poor kid.) I FUCKING HATE VIOLENCE. more than that I hate Harry Potter.....I HATE HARRY POTTER!!! That fucker sets my teeth on edge!! BURN THE COMMERCIAL, FAKE WITCH!!! Just when ppl were beginning to understand and accept the occult, just a TINY TINY bit more, that fucker comes along and screws it all in the ass!! BITCH!! I HATE IT ALL!! THE TOYS ARE FOR BURNING!!! THE BOOKS ARE FOR SHREDDING!!!! THE FILMS ARE FOR DESTROYING!!! THE GAMES AINT FOR PLAYING, THEY'RE FOR BURNING TOO!!!!! BURN THE FAKE WITCH!!!! more than anything else though? I hate JB and I know that he will never see this but I just want to vent... I hate that fucker who was one of the jerks at skool, who decided it was ok ti talk to me and say that I was actually pretty cool. I hate that asshole who said he didnt mind I was a queer..... and then as soon as he had fuckd me, he was back to avoiding me. not hating me, just avoiding. damn asshole, so far back in the closet he's in fuckng NARNIA!! I cant even feel sorry for him, he acted like a retard and I went along with the cocksucker (literally). 6 times that little bitch asked for it, and the last 4 were him wanting to be fuckd!!! FUNNY!!! goddam 'straight'..... so yeah.... now I can leave this place... feeling so fresh and so clean clean!! THANK U FOR THE CHANce TO RANT!!! KEEP IT RETARDED PEOPLE. love to everyone who fucks the norm in the eye with a screwdriver and thinks tradition can fuck itself.


Jacqueline says: You know you wanna know what I hate... I hate it when people say "what's up"(or any variation of the term) Whadda you mean WHAT's UP??? The sky, some tree branches, would you like to know what's up your nose...because I got a good view from this angle.It sucks being short. That reminds me...I hate those fucking giants that come out of their holes in the ground to go to concerts, where do they all come from???


SARA's shit: I hate people who are hipocritical, I hate it when people use the term "gay" or "fag" when they are saying something is stupid how is stupid shit homosexual or happy? Someone please tell me. I hate it when people dont understand me when I tell them to shut the fuck up. I hate preps. I hate people who think Im stupid before they know me like this stupid cheerleader bitch emily whatsherdick I fuckin hate her she said 13 words to me and told everybody that Im a stupid bitch ok fuck you ho I fuckin hate people like that I had nothing against her till she pulled that shit I hate people who pretend like they like msi just cause I do I hate posers who wear korn shirts and couldnt name 5 songs off self-titled or any other cd for that matter. god I fuckin hate people everybody I swear I think stupidity should be punishable by death!!! thats it!!! Thanks for lettin me bitch