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COMING SOON: THE DEFINATIVE RALPH NADER INTERVIEW

That's right, I hacked Barbara Walter's email account and got Ralph Nader to respond to my questionaire. It will be posted as soon as I type up his responses. Learn about his "One man, 27 Votes" constitutional amendment, his plans to ban cigarettes and alcohol while legalizing marijuana and heroin, and his bold proposal to replace the armed forces with psychopathic paratroopers. And the big money question, "Imagine the last mountain gorrila--as in, if he dies there will never be another gorilla on the face of the earth--is about to fall of a cliff, but so is your own child. You can only save one of them. What do you do?" The answers may suprise you!