By: Fiona Seckari Title: Gargoyles Style Romeo&Juliet Short Comedy E~mail: FionaSeckari1@aol.com Summary: Ok, I don't know how or why this goofy little idea hit me, I guess maybe I'm just a romantic goof or something, so I'm writting a really short, one hit style of Romeo&Juliet Goofy-Garg Style! And if you like it, my name is Fiona Seckari, and if you don't, well then my name is Ima Outahere. Disclaimer: I don't own gargoyles, I never owned gargoyles, everybody and every charcter is original property to their original owners and Poor 'ol Dead Shakespeare
A Goofy-Gargoyles Kind of Romeo&Juliet SCENE 1 Scene/setting: Humans walking down a Times Square, Demona flys by Goofy Jogger Dude: Look, it's Gargoyle! All humans: SCREAM! Demona: ROAR! How dare you, you insolent scum, you are not even fit to live in the gutters you create! Goliath flys overhead, spots Demona, and flys down to meet her Goliath: STOP, Demona! I will have no fighting in these streets! Our two races must get along! Demona: You suck, you jerk! Can you not see that the humans will never accept us? ::Demona lashes out at goliath and flys off:: Goliath: ::sigh:: What a bitch... All Humans: Continue screaming SCENE 2 Scene/setting: Elisa is standing ouside on a tall tower of Wveryn, gazing wistfully off of the parapets Elisa: Goliath, Goliath, like where are you? Deny thy race and refuse thy species and I will be a human no more! For, what is in a specie- OH FUDGE, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU? I love you, you big lavender-blue Gargoyle statue of a dude! Where the heck are you? ::Broadway enters:: Broadway: Hey Elisa, what's up? Got any cheese doodles? Elisa: You just ruined the whole romantic setting! Go eat chocolate covered strawberrys with Angie! Broadway(stupidly): Okay ::exit Broadway:: Elisa: Goliath! Where are you you jerk? I love you! ::goliath enters:: Goliath: I heard all that Elisa: Oh no! Now you won't love me, 'cause you know what I think of you! ::Elisa Burts out crying:: ::Goliath walks over and consoles Elisa:: Goliath: Do not cry, my love. I think the world of you. Elisa: (looks up at Goliath happily) You do?!?!?!? Goliath: Yes, and you know what else I think? Elisa: What? Broadway: That you two need to find somewhere more private.... ::::Ahhhhhh.... from the peanut gallery:::: AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!! (Wouldn't poor old Shakespeare just turn over in his grave?)