Riddles
Why do pens get sent to prison ?
To do long sentences !
What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles ?!
Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !

Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
BOO!
BOO who?
Don't cry, it's just me!

Knock knock! Who's there?
Hoo
Hoo who?
Are you an owl or a person?!

Waiteeeeeerrrrrr!
"Waiter! I can't eat this soup!"
"I'll call the manager, Madame"
"Manager! I can't eat this soup!"
"I'll call the chef, Madame"
"Chef! I can't eat this soup!"
"Why not, Madame?"
"I haven't got a spoon!"

"Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
"It's sweating, sir!"

"Waiter Waiter! There is a fly in my soup"
"Sorry, sir, there was no more room in the bread!"