Primate quiz
This is my primate quiz. It was on quizbox.com where it looked a lot better than this but I think they deleted it cause it was offensive to Jehovah's Witnesses but I'll do my best to recreate it here.
So you want a primate for a friend, pet or mate but your not sure which kind to pick. Take this quiz and find out. Keep track of how many A's B's C's and D's you have.
1. What is your favorite kind of cheese?
- (a)A big hunk of cheddar
- (b)A nice piece of string cheese
- (c)Any kind, I love all cheese
- (d)I hate cheese
2. What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
- (a)Going out with friends and acting weird
- (b)Staying at home with a good book
- (c)Hanging from trees and eating bananas
- (d)Converting people, I'm a Jehovah's Witness
3. How you make people feel when your around?
- (a)I make people happy
- (b)I make people nervous
- (c)I make people uncomfortable in social situations because I pick lice off them
- (d)I make people Jehovah's Witnesses
4. How would you describe your style of communicating?
- (a)I'm chattery and talk to anyone
- (b)I'm shy and only talk to close friends
- (c)I communicate with grunts, squeaks and hand signals
- (d)I stopped communicating the same day I met the giant purple bananas and started hanging out with them
5. What's your favorite vegetable?
- (a)Small fun stuff like cherry tomatoes and radishes
- (b)Big yummy stuff like potatoes and cucumbers
- (c)Umm..OooOoo peas that I can whip at people and leaves and is cheese a vegatable?
- (d)teal corn
Results
If you answered mostly A's a peppy little monkey would be good for you
If you answered mostly B's a big giant gorilla would be more suited to you
If you answered mostly C's any primate would be great for you
If you answered mostly D's then you are evil and should not be allowed to be near any monkey, ape, chimp, ring-tailed lemer or any other memeber of the primate order
