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Earl's Diary

Earl's Diary



Sunday, July 15, 2001

Today is the first day of my new diary. Today was also very much fun. Being that it was Sunday I went to church and got into the walls and messed with the electricity and made the lights flicker and made all the silly people think it was a sign from god. hehehe, but then, when I was getting out of the walls I musta taken a wrong turn and I came out write beside the priest and the whole congregation yelled, "You again! Get out of here you stupid monkey!" Geez, they are grumpy, absolutely no sense of humor.


Monday, June 16, 2001

Today was Monday and I hate mondays cause on mondays I have to work at purple honey bee refrigerator magnets incorporated because Mona says I eat too much and she's not paying for it anymore.


Thursday, June 19, 2001

Today I was a very bad monkey. I wented to the grocery store and I got inside of a big cheese wheel and I ated out all the inside but I lefted the outside so I could make the cheese wheel role around and everybody thoughted the cheese wheel was alive. heheheh