“Hentai/Dominatrix Cartoon Show”
By Fala (the obsessed)

Our heroes have just been dragged to a movie by Mille Feuille who claims to be interested by the the title; “The Hentai Dominatrix Cartoon Show” (heh, figures). He says that there’s good acting, good music, good costumes, and lotsa sex and larfs. Fun fun fun! Little do they know, that they are actually the stars of this stupid thing that Fala’s mind brewed up one day when she was bored to tears!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!

GATEAU: ‘Scuse me...::he’s trying to get to a seat without lodging himself between people, and he’s not having much success:: Sorry...Damn! ...Pardon...OWW!!! Gomen Nasaii...Oh, hey, nice tie! Ow! Damn...Excuse me...
MILLE FEUILLE: These seats look good.
ALL ::sit down in the third row from the front::
CARROT: Hey, where’s Marron?
TIRA: Getting the food...Oh, there he is!
MARRON ::staggering down the aisle with about a ton of popcorn, soda and candy::
GATEAU ::jumps up to help him, of course, and they both start distributing the food::
MILLE FEUILLE ::slurps his soda:: Hmmm...Good Surge! ::drinks it rather quickly and begins to spark with hyperness::
CARROT: Hey, I ordered the Nachos!!!
CHOCOLATE ::holding a bowl full of tortilla chips heaped with melted cheese:: You’ll have to come sit next to me to get any, Darling!
CARROT: Then again, those gummy bears look good!
TIRA: Wait, we only got five seats. Now that Marron-Chan’s here, where will he sit?
GATEAU: Here, Marron, you can sit in my lap!
CARROT ::growls::
GATEAU ::blows Carrot a rasperry and lets his little boyfriend climb into his lap::

(On the screen, an ad for Pregnancy Tests is interrupted :yay: by the “Welcome to Crown Theatres” thingy with the dancing lion guy, and a hush falls over the theatre as happy little music tunes start to play. Chocolate grins mischeviously and stealthfully slides out of her seat onto the floor...Carrot is sitting there, munching happily away at his box of gummy worms, until Chocolate sneaks up on him and pinches him on the rear)

CHOCOLATE: GOOSE!!!
CARROT ::BoiNG!:: WHAAARGH!!!
TIRA: Are you being naughty AGAIN?! ::whips of her cloak:: OHO HO H-
SOME RANDOM PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE (it may be me...I am not sure): HEY! Down in front!!!
CHOCOLATE, CARROT, TIRA: Oh, sorry...::return to their seats::

(The opening credits start, with a rock ballad song. Two purple lips appear on a black backround. They’re Barabara’s, and Carrot recognizes them immediately)

CARROT: WHAAARGH!!!
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE (I was there, as were Yaeko, Sara, Loser Lunchbox, and Smurf ^_^): SHHHHHHH!!!!!
CARROT: Whups, sorry...

(the lips begin to sing and they look really odd. FYI the first time I saw this flick they freaked the hell outta me)

“Zaha Torte stood tall the day before his downfall
But Big Momma pushed him back
Flanked by Mille Feuille and
Daughter, Momma began
to set the future back on track.
Then, a couple years later,
the dastardly traitor
reappeared and the future looked black
But our irenic mother
had another
idea of how to bring peace back

(chorus)
Magic Hunters,
Six to name them:
Carrot Glace
won’t cease to shame them
The girlie-guy-types,
Mille and Marron,
The Misu sisters
will bring the scare on,
“Oho ho ho ho-o ho!”
And the dumb blonde french adonis is Gateau.

I know Mille is quite flirty with a mind somewhat dirty,
but I still say he’s very kawaii.
And I nosebled a lot
when I saw Chocolat
and her sister shed those clothes that belie.
Gods, that Carrot has nerve calling Marron a perv
when it’s he or Gateau who’s the hentai.
Such imperfection, so what’s the connection
that unites this abrasive and kinked
group of...

Magic Hunters
six to name them
Carrot Glace
won’t cease to shame them
The girlie-guy-types
Mille and Marron
The Misu sisters
will bring the scare on
“Oho ho ho ho-o ho!”
And the dumb blonde french adonis is Gateau
Choc’lat’s a ho
“Ah oh o-oh oh...”
And yet Carrots always gives her just a “no”,
I wanna know
“Wah-oh, o-oh oh,”
What goes on between Marron and Gateau,
I gotta go
“Ho ho ho-o ho!”
To the Hentai/Dominatrix Cartoon Show.”