Gateau and Marron? Together? As a couple? As Schweethearts? As boyfriend and...boyfriend???
YES, MY PRETTY ONES, YESHOW???Well, dearies, it makes sense because, not only is Gateau VERY interested in Marron (he has good taste, I'll give him THAT much...), but Marron really needs someone. I mean, he's so lonely... he doesn't have any very close relationship with his teammates (except Carrot, coz he's his brother no da)...poor little bish...And if you think about, Gateau is pretty lonely too. I mean, Carrot hates his guts, Tira and Chocolate are always too busy keeping Carrot on his toes to even notice either of them.BUT MARRON LOVES TIRA!!!Well, I must agree that Marron and Tira would make a nice pair, but in case you didn't know, she's taken. Sorry Marron-Chan.BUT MARRON LOVES CHOCOLATE!!!Um...noooooo...BUT MARRON LOVES...UM...CARROT!!!Ya, no da, they're brothers.NO, I MEAN HE'S HAVING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH CARROT!!!Holy-Flaming Tuna-Fish!!! Of all the taboo suggestions-...oh, pardon me while I barf...My point is, Marron and Gateau are an adorable couple. I think a relationship between them would do wonders for both parties...I mean, think about it...Marron is the cold, aloof, emotionless character on the team, right? Well, being with someone as loving as Gateau would bring out that warm, sensitive side of him that he's so desperately trying to hide. And as for Gateau, what with Marron being Marron and all, Gateau would learn how to be more patient, subtle, and socially graceful. Both guys would need a little persona "shaping" to be a couple, but it would do them both a world- or should I say, a continent- of good.They're both so different...they just...fit. I mean, think of it like a jigsaw puzzle: peices with opposite edges fit together. What one lacks, the other can provide for, and he can learn a lot from having a partner so different from himself.Gateau and Marron are the Yin and Yang of the Spooner continent (a bit of my crappy poetic-ness for ya...gluh huh huh huh).Okies, for those of you I didn't scare away with my ranting, I hope you at least consider this. I was a skeptic at first, but now that I'm a...um..."believer???" it's just so...right! Yeah! Gaterron rocks Spooner!!! Wai! wai! wai! ::throws party::(MINNA; ::runs::)(FALA; ::wearing a cheap, piece-of-crap cardboard party hat and looking real dippy:: mwaaaah???Fala, you are one sick lil' feckwit...