AT THE GATES OF TZIPORILAND YOU BE

So you wanna see my page, ne? Well, I'm flattered...

BUT!!! You must be warned about some things...

This site is CHOCK FULL of Yaoi, scantily clad-ness, crossdressing, and more strangeness than you can shake an uncooked hotdog at. There are suggestive images/themes sprinkled in abundance throughout my realm, but the lemonade is pretty mild here...and yes I DO believe in Gaterron (Gateau x Marron)!!! And if you don't well...::shrugs:: flee before me now!

STILL INTERESTED?

Very well, mortals, all I can say is proceed only if you can accept gay-ism, some fleshy-ness, guys wearing corsets and fishnets, and all that yum...

Flowers are welcome/appreciated/shamelessly begged for, and those who flame me, calling me a gay freak and what not shall recieve a very long and nasty rant by me ::everyone runs::. E-box impudence will be laughed at on Sunday mornings after the comics in the paper have been read and flames will be used to warm up leftover rice...::swoons:: yum...I love rice...So if you read this warning and decide to go in anyway and don't like what you see, don't come crying to me for a basin to whoops your cookies in and no I will not clean the barf off your keyboard for you (graphic much???). Are we glycerine-clear? Great...by all means, partake of the insanity, sit back, relax, enjoy the scenery, smack a few Bat Pixies, and have fun.

And remember...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...::insert sound clip of a James Bond tune::

So now, dear wenches, I ask thee to put thine self into the shoes of Neo as I ask you the ultimate question...::puts on a trenchcoat along with some oddly reflective shades and holds out her hands::

.:ENTER:. or .:FLEE:.