Under Siege
TITLE: Under Siege
AUTHOR: Rich (Starbug42@aol.com)
RATING: G
FEEDBACK: Be gentle. I haven't written in a while.
DISTRIBUTION: If you want it, just ask, but why would you want it?
SUMMARY: Xander sings "In the Navy." Just kidding. But it's about a war...of sorts. Have fun trying to sauce that one out.
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine, I wouldn't put them through the crap that Joss does. Trust me.
DEDICATION: To Karen, I guess. Why the heck not.
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"Under Siege" 1/1
Xander took a quick inventory of what was going on around him. They were taking on water on the port side. Or was it starboard. Whatever it was. Over there, there was water coming onto the boat. That was a bad thing. Another bad thing was that half of his crew was killed in the blast. How the hell did he get to be a captain, anyway?
Besides the wet stuff coming towards him from over there and the fact that the crew was running a bit low on life, the ship lost it's number two engine. Which means, in terms of everyone who is Xander, that they were going to sink. And probably drown. Xander ran to the guns to do as much damage as possible before everyone drowned. Who knows? Maybe Xander could win the war.
"Okay," said Xander, carefully. "E-6."
Oz looked at his Battleship bored. "Miss," he said smugly.
Xander cringed as he put the little white peg in it's place. "J-10," was Oz's reply. Xander sunk his head into his hands. "Hit. You sunk my Battleship." Oz sat back and put his hands behind his head.
"Alright, man," said Oz with a sly grin. "You promised. Give me the code to get all the cheats in the Spider Man video game."
"You must play me again. Best two out of three."
"What?!? No way!"
Xander gave Oz his most evil smile. "Yes way."
THE END
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My apologies to Bill and Ted. As well as to anyone who actually read this story. Sorry. Oh, so sorry...
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