Karen's X-Mas Present
TITLE: Karen's Christmas Present
AUTHOR: Rich (Starbug42)
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Karen gets what she wants.
DISCLAIMER: I guess now Karen owns Oz.
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Karen's Christmas Present 1/1
'Twas the week before Christmas,
And in her morning class,
Karen worked on her project,
It was a pain in the ass.
She clicked on "Save".
She was done for the day.
She packed up her gear
And went home right away.
Karen got home
And she hopped on line.
Maybe her buddies
Could show her a good time.
But no one was on
And her dad wanted the phone.
She quickly signed off
And went upstairs feeling alone.
Karen whipped out a pencil and paper.
No way was she done.
"If I can't find a boyfriend,
I'll God damned draw one."
She drew a guy
About five foot three.
"A medium build
So he won't dwarf me."
She drew his eyes green as emeralds,
His hair redder than red,
His muscles pressed against his shirt,
He would make any girl drop dead.
She put down her pencil
When the guy had no flaws.
She took a step back
And realized he looked like Oz.
But Karen wasn't satisfied.
She wanted the real-life version.
She was sick and tired
Of being a…lone.
She pulled out her spell book
And found the page with ease.
I realize Karen's not a witch,
But it's my fic, I can do whatever the hell I please.
Karen's eyes widened
As she read down the page.
"All I need to make him
Is some fire and sage."
And she did just that,
Made an Oz out of thin air,
Perfect from the bottom of his toes
To the roots of his hair.
Oz blipped into existence
The plan was a "go".
He opened his emerald eyes,
Blinked and said, "Woah."
Karen then smiled,
Turned to him and said,
"Merry Christmas to me,"
And they got into bed.
For a week they danced
All through the day,
And did things at night
That I'd rather not say.
When they woke Christmas morning
And they rolled out of bed,
He kissed her good morning
Down the stairs she led.
"Here's a gift from me, Oz,"
She said with a glance.
He unwrapped it to find a stuffed monkey…
Wearing little pants.
She opened her gift from him
And pulled out from the box's front
A pencil and some paper.
"Now you can have me whenever you want."
Karen kissed him quickly,
And smiled bright as day.
"Merry Christmas to Karen."
Oz frowned. "Oh, that's what I was going to say."
Merry Christmas, pet.
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