A Joke Becomes a Plan
TITLE: A Joke Becomes a Plan
AUTHOR: Rich (Starbug42)
RATING: G
SUMMARY: What was in the box that Spike and Xander got from the bookish demon guy? Let's find out...
DISTRIBUTION: My site and anyone who asks.
DISCLAIMER: I still want Willow, no matter what Karen says.
To the dream.
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"A Joke Becomes a Plan" 1/1
Spike ran as fast as he could with Xander trailing right behind him. He knew that the demon that Xander stabbed in the chest wasn't dead. The only way to kill that type of demon was to cut it's head off. And the fact that the bookish demon worshiped Glory...well it could only mean trouble if they didn't get the hell out of there fast.
*It's a damned good thing vampires didn't need to breathe,* Spike thought to himself. *I would have passed out from exhaustion three blocks ago if I did. Let's face it. I don't really eat that well and I never exercise anymore. Yeah. I'm hitting the gym next week. If we all live that long...*
"What's in the box?" screamed Xander.
"No clue," replied Spike, rounding a corner. "We'll find out when we get to the magic shop. Whatever it is, it has to be important for that guy to hide it."
Xander hoped that Spike was right.
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Giles began setting up the table. He just finished researching on Glory and found out about the whole killing Dawn plan. Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that. He got a call from Spike's cell phone a few minutes ago. Giles prayed that they had something. Anything.
Spike burst through the front door with Xander following. He threw the box on the table. "What is it?" asked Giles. "We don't know," said Xander. "That demon freak tried to burn it. Turns out he's some kind of Glory evangelist and tried to make us into a donation. And did you know that Glory is Ben?"
Spike ignored him. "The book worm threw it into the fire tying to protect Glory," he said. "I'm guessing the Britney Spears wannabe doesn't want us to have it." Giles turned the box toward him and opened the lid. Spike looked in. Inside the box was an orangey substance that he really couldn't identify. It looked like orange mud and had a very familiar fragrance.
Spike dipped his finger into it and tasted it.
"Humus? We're supposed to attack a god...with humus? Is this *magic* humus or something?"
Xander thought of his old friend. *The little guy had a good plan and he didn't even know it...*
THE END
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I know. It was stupid. But it was either humus or the Ebola virus. But that would make this a Cordy fic, now wouldn't it?
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