Does it Come With Pants?
TITLE: Does it come with pants?
AUTHOR: Rich (Starbug42@aol.com)
RATING: G
FEEDBACK: This story is extremely bad so bad feedback will also be accepted.
DISTRIBUTION: If you want it, take it. But ask.
SUMMARY: Magic time at the Rosenberg house.
DISCLAIMER: Joss, I abused your characters. Please don't kill me?
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This is dedicated to Karen.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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Willow lit a few more candles. The circle was almost complete. She had the
mixture of herbs. It was gonna work. She looked at her circle of friends.
Giles sat Indian style with his eyes closed. His hand holding Xander's.
Xander was doing the same only holding Buffy's hand. Buffy, holding Oz's
hand, had a worried expression on her face. Willow shot her a sympathetic
look, telling her it was all going to be fine.
Oz lit another candle with his free hand while holding on to Buffy's for dear
life. This was very important to Willow. He didn't exactly understand all
this witchcraft stuff but if Willow wanted it, he would be there for her.
Completing the circle of candles, Willow stepped inside it placing the small
bowl of herbs in the center. Bowing to the four corners of the room, Willow
began the incantation:
"Lamnos...Vedecate...Noctum...Connda..."
The curtains blew. The door slammed shut. She lit a match and dropped it
into the bowl. A small bright red flame burst from the bowl as she heard the
herbs...make whatever sounds burning herbs make. Xander, scared to death,
held Giles' and Buffy's hand tighter and squeezed his eyes shut. Oz stared at
his Willow and concentrated on her words.
"Spirits, please hear me! Come!"
The small flame in the bowl died but the wind kept up. Buffy concentrated on
the words and Giles, hating all the magic, prayed to whatever God was out
there that this would be over quickly.
"Lamnos...Vedecate...Noctum...Connda! Come, Spirits! Hear me! Lamnos...
Vedecate...Noctum...Connda!"
The wind blew all the candles out. Then it stopped. Willow lowered her arms.
Xander peeked out of one eye. Giles sighed. Willow looked down and frowned.
Buffy had to stifle a laugh. The spell didn't change Amy back to a human,
but they managed to turn her from a rat to a monkey. Oz went to comfort his
crestfallen girlfriend. Amy the monkey knocked over the small excersise wheel
she had been previously engaged in using.
"Willow!" exclaimed Buffy. "She's so cute! Can we call her Marcel?"
Xander stood and grabbed his wallet. "I'm going for snacks anybody want?"
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