Come Again?
TITLE: Come Again?
AUTHOR: Rich (Starbug42)
RATING: PG for sexual innuendoes. Alot of them.
FEEDBACK: God willing...
DISTRIBUTION: Just ask me. And then I'll laugh. Then you begin the begging.
SUMMARY: It's like a dirty Mission Impossible.
DISCLAIMER: There's no way in hell Joss would do this.
For Wet Pussy and In and Out. You know who you are.
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"Come Again?" 1/1
Xander crept around the side of the building. Picking up the walkie-talkie,
he pressed the "talk" button. "Morning Wood, this is Stiff Member. Do you
copy? Over." Oz, in another part of the lot, ducking behind a dumpster,
responded. "Stiff Member, this is Morning Wood. I'm here with In and Out. We
are in position. Over." Xander glanced around. "Hold your ground, Morning
Wood. Team two, this is Stiff Member."
Buffy picked her radio from her belt clip. "Stiff Member, this is...do I
have to say it?" Xander rolled his eyes. Buffy sighed and pressed the red
button. "This is Wet Pants. I'm ready." She put the radio back onto her
belt and crept closer to the building. "Who the hell let Xander pick the
code names? I mean, why the hell am I Wet Pants?"
"For that matter, why am I Strap On?" said Giles from behind.
"Morning Wood, In and Out, are you ready?"
"Everything's good, Stiff Member."
"Wet Pants. Come in, Wet Pants."
"You're clear, Stiff Member."
"Strap On! Wet Pants! I'm going in!"
Xander leapt from his crouched position and ran towards the front of the
building. "In and Out, Morning Wood! Go!" At Xander's command, Oz and
Willow sprung from behind the dumpster and bolted in Xander's direction.
When they caught up with Xander, Oz tripped and crashed to the ground. Still
running, Willow screamed to Xander. "Stiff Member, we've lost Morning Wood!"
Xander turned to see Oz picking himself up. "Let him go, In and Out! Move!"
Xander and Willow finally made it to the front of the building and approached
the woman behind the glass. When they eventually caught their breath, they
pulled out their wallets. Xander knocked on the window to get her attention.
"Can I have five tickets for 'The Exorcist,' please?"
MISSION COMPLETE
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Yeah, okay, it was kinda sick. But you laughed. You know you laughed. I
heard you laugh. Don't lie to me. I'll call your mom.
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