-Tribal Missions-

I cannot hope to relate all the missions that the Tribe undertook…..this is partly because there are far too many and I’m too lazy to write them, but mostly because of the intensity of the Tribes devotion to out-mission everyone else, and the subsequent loss of the memory of many of them to the dark, dank depths of time…e.g we’re so cool that we’ve forgotten a lot of the things we’ve done. So yeah.

Note to all Tribe members: If you do see some important and courageous mission left out, don’t complain about it.write about it, then send it to me so i don’t have to bother adding it in myself. Ta. =)

Often said to be the Tribes crowning acheivement while it was still complete and active in Nelson. It was here, on tahuna beach, where the Tribe undertook the contruction of the most formidable fortress known to man – a Maori Pa. It shall not be forgotten quickly. This link is actually to friend and Tribe member Matt Lyes’ webpage, but he says it just as well as I could. Enjoy.

What happens when 3 guys get down and dirty and beg poor passers by for cash whilst eating slices of watermelon and drinking from a whisky bottle? Click her eot find out….

A sad yet exciting farewell to Tribe member and web page founder Will Watterson, aka ‘Paku’. Want to know how much your butt hurts after jumping 15 metres into a shallow river about as deep as you are tall? Click here for those answers, and more….

What happens when the two least conservative Tribe members, Rosez and fester, bushwhacking through the Marlborough sounds, find a moonlit wharf at 2am? Youll never know unless you go here.

10 guys, 20 litres of coke, and one functioning tiolet. A lethal combination….

Fester and Rosez return for another intriguing adventure, this time to the weird and wonderful town of Richmond, and its wonderfully abundant supply of unguarded roundabouts.

Find out how Tribe members Gunz and Rosez (eg not the band) begin their holiday at farewell spit, and why one of them will never go rock climbing again…well, at least not for a while.

The fascinating yet disturbing story of four men, a soft drink machine, and 45 packets of sugar.

Find out what happens when intrepid Snakeboarders Rosez, Gunz and Fester get bored with riding the streets, and why helmets are under-rated.

In this turbulent tale, the Tribe must deal with ghosts, mad scientists, and those terrible inforcers of law – the Police. Do not miss.

Learn how to get rid of 5 years of College schooling…the fast way. Starring Gunz, Roses and the famous Fester.