Anime Convention
It all starts on a warm winter night, in Tokyo. Deep within the city, is an anime convention. Well, not the kind that otakus go to, to find rare episodes of Astro Boy, etc. The kind where anime characters go to, to meet each other, and give input about the others’ shows. Now this could’ve been a calm, jovial, event, but I didn’t feel like making it that way, so instead, there is chaos. As follows…..
***Note*** Many animes could not make it tonight (mainly the ones I haven’t seen or hate).
Bouncer #1: I’m sorry Mr. Ketchum, no asses allowed.
Ash Ketchum: FINE! But beware, when I come back, I will be the greatest Pokemon master, and nothing will stand in my way!!!
Bouncer #2: Suuuuuuuuuuuure! ::kicks Ash into an alley::
Vegita: So anyway, I says to Krillin, I says…you can take your bald head, and shove it in the toilet!
Katsuhiko Jinnai: HOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAAAHOOOHAHAHAHAH! I mean, that is quite droll…
Krillin: Vegita, that wasn’t very nice!
Vegita: And neither is this! ::gives Krillin a wedgie::
Washuu: I love making Particle Impactors too! We have so much in common!
Izzy: I believe we do!
Bulma: Hello fellow geniuses!
Washuu: YOU AGAIN! You little ^$^&#*@$
Bulma: Stop mumbling in PERLscript!
Rei Ayanami: ……………….
Trowa Barton: I agree! I have this friend Squall, he shares our exact viewpoints, but he isn’t here, since he isn’t one of us anime persons.
Rei Ayanami: ……………….
Roger Smith: Okay, okay, watch this! NOW BIG O, it’s show time!!!
Big O: ::Does little monkey dance::
Spike Spiegel: That dance rocks!
Roger Smith: You stole my voice! That is mine! Give it back!
Spike: Nevah! ::runs off::
***In one corner of the convention center, all of the monsters have gathered***
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaa!
Terriermon: Shut up! You always say that!
Golem: Golem want hug! ::hugs Pikachu::
Pikachu: pppppiiiiikaaaa! ::dies::
Ash: ::runs in:: Pikachuuuu! What did they do to you! NOOOOOO!
Bouncer #1: Don’t make me repeat the No Asses Allowed Rule!
Ash: Fine, I’ll leave! ::walks out::
Bulbasaur: Buuuuuuuulba! (good riddance I say!)
Veemon: Indeed!
Lucca: Do we qualify as anime!?
Bouncer #2: hmmmm….I would say no!
Marle: What this is an outrage!
Frog: Haven’t you ever played FF Chronicles!?
Bouncer #2: No.
Ayla: Too Bad! We come in NOW!
*** 5 minutes later ***
Robo: ::while being dragged off:: You can’t do this to us, we had Akira Toriyama as art director! AKIIIIIRA TORIYAAAMAAAAAA!
Bouncer #3: That’s what they all say…well Majin Buu said that at least…
Duo: ::walks over to Sailor Moon:: Hey sugar!
Sailor Moon: ????
Duo: OOOOOOOOH! ::takes Moon Tiara and puts it on head:: LOOK AT ME! I’m a beeeeeeautiful princess!
Sailor Moon: ::kicks Duo’s balls, takes back Moon Tiara, and stamps off::
Quatre: Why can’t once, a girl kick my nuts!
Duo: You have nuts!!!???
Releena Darlian: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRO! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRO AMADA!
Shiro Amada: GEEZ! What is it, you don’t need to yell!
Releena: Sorry, force of habit. Oh yeah! Your Mobile Suit is being towed!
Shiro: What!? But I put a nickel in the Gundam meter five hours ag- DOH!
Releena: Finally, now we can be alone, Aina Sahalin! I hear from drunkards around these parts that you’re trying to steal my man Heero…
Aina Sahalin: No I’m not!
Releena: Take that back! How dare you!
Aina: SOMEONE SPIKED THE PUNCH!!!!
Spike Spiegel: That would be me! Get it?
Aina: ::sarcastically:: ha ha ha, Shakespeare himself couldn’t of thought of better puns.
Shakespeare: ‘Tis true! I art a fraud! ::runs off crying::
Char Aznable: Hey you, Zechs!
Zechs Merquise: What?
Char Aznable: Stop copying me!!!
Zechs Merquise: WHAT!? An ignorant Gundam Wing Fanboy just told me that you are copying me!
GW Fanboy: WOOOOO! Gundam Wing was the first Gundam series! That means Char is a copying jerk!
Random Otaku: That’s it! You stupid little Gundam rookie, I am so going to gut you, and spew your organs over the 109S Full Armored ZZ Gundam!
GW Fanboy: That doesn’t exist! The only Gundams that exist are Wing Zero, Deathscythe, Heavyarms, Sandrock, and Shenlong!
Random Otaku: ARGH! GET OVER HERE!!!
**Just then a parade of soccer moms troop in**
Shinji Ikari: Look it those bastards that are keeping quality anime off TV! Get ‘em!
Jubei: Yeah, Ninja Scroll may have rape, but it is a quality hentai, I mean anime!
Aisha: They kept me dressed, I want people to see me on Tenrei dammit!
Aina Sahalin: DAMN them and their digital bathing suits!!!
Asuka Langely Sohryu: KILL THEM!!!
Everyone from an "inappropriate for TV" anime: YEAH!!!
** After the bloody massacre **
Everyone: ::mingles::
** Just then, and insane ignorant fanatic rushed in **
Fanatic: Attention all! Give up your evil ways! Anime is wrong! It’s Satan worship, all who watch anime, will burn in hell! Repent your sins, see the light!
Misato Katsuragi: Satan worship! Unlikely! Now if you’ll excuse me, angels are attacking Tokyo-3 and we must destroy them…
Mr. Satan: Yeah, anime isn’t Satan worship!
Fanatic: Here me now! Let us join hands, and eliminate anim- ::is cut short by flying toaster::
Jim Hawking: I am so sick of those anti-anime goons, trying to ruin us. When will they learn. Nice shot with the toaster by the way.
Goku: Who me!? Oh thanks, it was nothing! ^_^’
Twilight Suzuka: I find that anti-anime floozies, have only seen garbage like Dinozaurs, Pokemon, and Flint.
Flint: Hey, who you calling garbage!?
Suzuka: Obviously you, I just said it…
Flint: Oh, just checking.
Much more happened that night, like the banishing of Pokemon from the anime society. Many people got drunk, and many people left disgusted at a certain someone’s crude behavior (namely Duo Maxwell). There were laughs, and savage beatings, and the hazing of Quatre went on long into the night. It was a successful convention indeed. Of course then Gene Starwind got way too drunk, and starting attacking people with his castor, but that is another story, that will pass on with the ages….
**Author’s Note**
For all of those soccer moms, and fanatics out there, anime isn’t bad. It is like a cartoon, only with a plot, character development, more action and gore, and all around better. You don’t have to enjoy it, if you don’t want to, just don’t keep other from enjoying it. If not for you, Toonami could be showing Neon Genesis Evangelion!
THE END!
