WOMAN:     What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN:          Definitely not!
WOMAN:     Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN:          Of course I do.
WOMAN:     Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN:          Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN:     You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN:          (makes audible groan)
WOMAN:     Would she live in the same house as us?
MAN:          Where else would we live?
WOMAN:     Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN:          That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN:     Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN:          No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN:     - - - silence - - -
MAN:          Ooops!!