While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course
I looked at my son Matt who had not asked to go potty in a while,
so I asked him and  he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that
child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me."

Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No," he replied.  I just knew that he must have had, cause the
smell was getting worse.

Soooo......... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"

This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over to prove
there was nothing there, and yelled at the top of his voice:
"See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly
pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened