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"Kaun banega crorepati" is the daysi version of who wants to
become a millioniare.....Check it out ...
 
 
  ....SardarBanta Singh
   trying to become crorepati ...on Kaun Banega
  Crorepati with Amithabh   Bacchan....
 
  We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for
  the hot seat.
 
  AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this
  opportunity here with us.
  Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di
  fatah. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.
 
  AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
  Rs.   Which state has the largest sikh population ? and
  your options are:
 A. Punjab
  B. Punjab
  C. Punjab
  D. Punjab
 
  Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this
  question
  AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you
  can take your time
 
  Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai
  aapne. I wud like to  use  my  lifeline.
  AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U
  like to use.
  Santa : Audience poll
  AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting
  pads, and your time starts now.
      After a minute we have a graphic presentation on
  the board.
      A. 25%
      B. 25%
      C. 25%
      D. 25%
 
  AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you,
  I can share your disgust  here. Par kya karen janta
  to janardhan hoti hai. So you would like to go
  with  which option.
 
     Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa
  diya sirji aapki  audience  ne. I  think I've to use
  my second lifeline - 50 50.
 
      AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge.
   Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni
   chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon.
  (Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears ) Isi
   ke to paise milte hain mujhe.
      (Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye
     jayen.
 
     Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
 
      Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji.
  Mein chodoonga nahi  aaj isko. Wahe guru de
  kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.
      AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate
  you, YOu have broken a record of using all the
  lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK
  phone a  friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
 
  Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya
  yaar., Banta Singh.
      AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono
  ikkathe he kam karte hai.
 
      Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se
  10th mein fail ho rahe hain.  Badi pakki yaari hai ji
   hamari, wahe guru de kasam.

      Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon
      hai oye adi raati, ???"
 
      AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol
    raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
 
      Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal,
        koi hor hota to uski to mein #$^@%!&$#@%#&$#.
        Ke hal chal he sar ji.
      AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family
      show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen
        to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere
          saath  aur.................
 
      Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe
        atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
 
      AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko
          special case ke tarah treat karte hue 1 minute
            doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
 
      Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
 
      Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala
      laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si,
        paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri
        kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata
        lana tha, tera baap laye ga.
 
      AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho
          raha hai.
 
      Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question
        hai .....................    (he tells him the quetion).
 
      Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke
          fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe
            aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke  naam pe.
            Iska answer Punjab hai   lallu.
 
      Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).
 
      AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya
          hai , ab to mujhe pakka  confidence hai ke aap
            kam se kam 1000 to le ke  jayenge hi aaj.
 
      Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi
          pata hai par sale ne   yeh  to batya  nahin ke
            A hai ya C hai.
 
        (And this was the last episode of the season)