Something to try ...............
A pakistani, An Indian, a beautiful girl and
an old woman are sitting in a train. The train
suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .. it gets completely
dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and the Pakistani are sitting there
looking perplexed.
The Indian is bent over holding his face
which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That Indian
must have tried to kiss that girl and has
got slapped.
The Indian is thinking : "Damn it, that
Pakistani must have tried to kiss the girl,
she thought it was me and slapped me."
The girl is thinking : "That Indian must
have moved to kiss me, and kissed the
Pakistani instead and got slapped."
The Pakistani is thinking, "If this train goes
through another tunnel, I could make
another kissing sound and slap that
Indian again."
