This is a true incident which happened in a college:
A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was
unable to
control theclass. The guys were just talking without giving any
attention to him.So he wanted to send
a guy who was
creating most of the problem out.
But he doesn't know how to put it in
English.He went near
the guy.Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him till he went
out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back and again
shouted
"Don't follow me" and went inside the class........Bihari
Professor.
# Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window.Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window.Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves -take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class ...)
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in
my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...
# At the playing field :
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* All of you, stand
in a straight circle.
* There is no wind
in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk,
why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the
ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand
the tree...
* You three of you,
stand together separately.
* Why are you late
- say YES or NO....
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone
to a film with his wife. By chance, he
happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the
boy did not see them. So the next day at school...
to that boy - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at
the Cinema"
