- The Brooklyn edition may be recognized by looking at the opening
screen.
 - It reads WINDAS 98 with a background picture of the East River
with a floating body.
 - It  is shipped with a 'NYPD BLUE' screensaver.
 - Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled 'Garbitch'
 - My Computer is called 'My Freakin Computer,'
 - Dialup Networking is called 'Good Fellas',
 - Control Panel is known as the 'da Tote Board,'
 - Hard Drive is referred to as 'da trunk', and....
 - Floppies are them 'little Freakin plastic disc tings'.

OTHER FEATURES:

  * Instead of an error message you get a winda covered with steel
bars and  Grafitti.
  * OK = do it I tell ya
  * Cancel = hell no
  * Reset = dis is ya last chance
  * Yes = a kay
  * No = na
  * Find = turn dis place ova
  * Insert = stick it in dere
  * Delete = rub it out
  * Help = can I get some help here
  * Stop = ya betta quit it
  * Start = let's get a move on
  * Settings = da Fix
  * Programs = stuff
  * Documents = stuff dat I already done

  Also note that windas 98 does not recognize capital letters or
   punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to windas 98:

  - Secritary...........A word processor
  - Pitcha maker.......a Graphics program
  - Numbers......calculator
  - Scratch paper......notepad
  - Boom-box............CD player
  - Da Web............Microsoft Explorer
  - Pitchas.............A graphics viewer
  - IRS.................M/S accounting software
  - IRS2................M/S accounting software with hidden files
  - Bookie.......Race track records tax records..usually an empty file
  - Graffiti........screen saver
  - Red Light District.........Internet connection
  - Vinni's..........Discount computer repairs

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a
copy of the Brooklyn edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a
replacement version.