A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately phoned her
 mother.
 Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
 "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was
  wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out
  crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned home,
  Sam started using the most horrible language...things
  I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter
  words! You've got to come get me and take me home....
  Please Mama!"
  "Jenny," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what
  could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
  "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the
  daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!
  Come get me, please!"
  "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell
   your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
   Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like
   DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"