The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and
I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I
had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and
ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was
born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"